2-Pack: Ecoegg Laundry Egg (420 Loads)
- You put them in the laundry and they work like detergent
- Can be re-used, making them eco-friendly
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
“Sorry, so your name is Glork McDork?” Jane said. She stood now, releasing Laney.
“Cork Muldoon,” said Gil/Cork, looking down at his watch. “And I’m afraid I won’t live up to my friends’ perception of me as a long-winded narcissist…”
Just then, the computer voice echoed through the corridor: “*Arrival at signal imminent. Final approach countdown commencing: twenty, nineteen, eighteen–”
The counting went on as Cork Muldoon said, “…because that? It’s my ride.” Then, he took hold of his space suit’s zipper and pulled it open. But it didn’t end halfway down his torso; it kept unzipping his entire man-shape was gone, and what stood–or, more accurately, hovered–before them was a tentacled creature with three eyes and a wide mouth full of jagged teeth.
