2-Pack: Dr. Cool Chill Sport Cooling Towels
- Little Clarence liked cooling towels
- He took them everywhere he went
- They found him one day in the backyard, ENTOMBED IN ICE
- But not really
- Model: M4K3-U-5H1V3R
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
You nearly fall down the stairs, into the basement but manage to catch hold of the railing. There you stand, holding your breath, waiting. You didn’t see what was on its way into the kitchen, and you hope it didn’t see you either.
You wait nearly ten minutes before you finally take a deep breath. You’re safe…
For now.
It seems too risky to go back out into the hallway, so you tip toe down the basement stairs. Something grazes your shoulder and you jump. But it’s only a cord for a light. You pull it and a single weak bulb lights your surroundings.
Boxes. Up to the ceiling. So, so many boxes.
You pull one off the top and check what’s inside. Towels. They look fine, but when you touch them, you shiver, as if they’re haunted by the souls of all the others who’ve wandered into this terrible place.
Then you find the packing slip: cooling towels. Oh. Never mind. That makes more sense.
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2-Pack: Dr. Cool Chill Sport Cooling Towels 7
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