2-Pack: Circadian Optics Leo UV-Free Full Spectrum LED Therapy Lights
- Sometimes you actually need to get sunlight
- This imitates sunlight but without the UV
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 2-Pack Circadian Optics Leo UV-Free Full Spectrum LED Therapy Lights!“
“UV-Free? How thoughtful!”
“Yeah, I know how sensitive you are to these things…”
“Aw, babe, c’mere. Gimme some sugar. And by sugar I mean blood. Blood sugar. Because I am a vampire. That is the implication.”
“Correct.”
