2-Pack: Chom Chom Roller Pet Hair Remover And Reusable Lint Roller
Our Take
- Pets are cool
- Their hair is not
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
A sentient pet hair roller that kills a whole family one by one is exactly the kind of thing Stephen King would pitch if he got a bill for back taxes and needed another advance by the end of the day.
For an extra $10,000 he’ll provide the April Fools angle.
But until then, the working title remains… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
When the strange old man said the incantation that would, according to him, turn the accumulated pet hair Chris’s Chom Chom Rollers picked up into living creatures, it was just an April Fools’ Day Prank.
Right?
Maybe, but also maybe not in… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
