Bigfoot Finger Feet
- Little ‘squatch feet for your fingers
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The Foot(?)-rathon(???)
Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.
There are 26.2 miles in a marathon. There are 26.2 miles in a meh-rathon.
The average human marathoner takes about 60,000 steps to cover that distance. The average human meh-rathoner takes about 60 seconds to read a deal and then start looking around for the next one.
Maybe you wouldn’t be so hungry for the next deal if you could quietly amuse yourself with some very small Sasquatch feet that fit on your fingers.
Bet you didn’t think about that, did you?
No.
You only think about yourself.
