2-Pack: Altec Lansing Mini Lifejacket Jolt With Bluetooth Speaker (Refurbished)
Our Take
- They play music
- They can get wet
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 2-pack of refurbished Altec Lansing Mini Lifejacket Jolt With Bluetooth Speakers as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “I was too busy seeing the big picture to focus on the day, too busy considering the symphony that I missed the movement. But I want to make it up to you, by giving you these speakers that’ll play music as beautiful as I feel when we’re together.”
What it actually says: “What’s neat is, if you’re still so mad at me for forgetting Valentine’s Day that you throw these into the lake, they’ll keep working!”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[DAY TWO] How are you holding up?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/g8xet019z0cmzk6jubma.webp)
