2-for-Tuesday: Motorola 1080P Wifi Cameras with Smart Tag
- You get a couple 1080p cameras that can stream and take snapshots.
- In terms of storage: you get an 8 gig microSD card, and also 24 hours of motion-triggered snapshots stored in the Hubble app for free.
- You can monitor them on 3 of the following 4 things: your smartphone, your tablet, your computer, and the inside of your eyelids. Guess which is the fake one!
- Also monitors temperature and alerts you if it goes outside a user-specified range, so you can know if your shit’s on fire before you get home
- Smart tags let you know when your kids/pets arrive or leave home, or you can stick them on doors if you want to be annoyed on your phone every time they open.
- Not really security cameras; more like cameras for looking in on your house when you’re not there so that you can finally figure out which of your terrible cats is relieving himself in the little dark room in the basement.
- Model: FOCUS86T, which harkens back to the time when you were like, “I know what I want my AIM name to be!” And when that one was taken, you’d have to put your birth year at the end of it like a dumbass.
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In case you went over to the Amazon page and were wondering wtf is going on in some of those photos, don’t worry: we’ve managed to caption and reorder a few of them to make it crystal clear:
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