2-for-Tuesday: 4id Personal Safety LED Lights
- Choose PowerArmz (for your arms), PowerSpurz (for your feet), or PowerWrapz (for any object of moderate girth (like bike or stroller handlebars, you sicko))
- Choose red, blue, or green, depending on whether you want to seem angry, sad, or radioactive
- Glow for 70 hours and flash for 100 hours but if you flash them in our faces they won’t last 100 hours, we promise you that
- Weatherproof for people who don’t have enough sense to come in out of the rain
- Model: PWR-Wrapz, PWR-Spurz, PWR-Armz (why does the PWR part get capitalized but the more specific part doesn’t? these are the things that keep us up at night)
Let's Get Visible
We’re selling all the things that we know you’ll like
Making lots of conversions
But we gotta handle this deal just right
So you know what this is
Three kinds of personal safety lights
For your personal safety
One for your feet, one for your arms
The other wraps flexibly
Let’s get visible, visible
You want to get visible
These lights make you visible
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move
You’re exercising, you’re being good
Trying to firm up your muscles
That would be hard if you got hit by a car
If you know what we mean
We’re sure you’ll understand what this can do
If you listen to us
You gotta know they shine so you don’t end up
Under the wheels of a bus
Let’s get visible, visible
You want to get visible
These lights make you visible
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move
Be noticeable, noticeable
C’mon and be noticeable
These lights make you noticeable
Let 'em see your body move, body move
Let 'em see your body move