2-for-Tuesday: Cool Gear Expandable Salad Kits
- Enjoy a pair of plastic salad pods
- The gel-filled freezer tray keeps salads as cool as salads can be
- The leak-proof dressing container won’t douse your greens until you say so
- The snap-tight lid keeps it all nailed down
- Don’t give yourself any excuse to not eat salad
- Model: 1487 (presumably named in honor of Sigismund, Archduke of Austria, declaring war on Venice and seizing the silver mines on the Sugana Valley in the year 1487 AD - but that doesn’t help its Google results, does it?)
Salad is punishment enough.
You’ve decided to take better care of yourself. You’ve decided to eat better. You’ve decided to eat… salad. But in the heat and hunger of lunchtime, the plans we make in the rush of morning optimism can wilt like warm baby spinach - especially if that well-intentioned salad has that not-so-fresh feeling.
That little angel on your shoulder is cheering you on in your struggle toward better health. Don’t give the little devil on your other shoulder an excuse: “Come on, imagine how good that bag of chips in the vending machine will taste. They got that new BBQ Bleu flavor you’ve been wanting to try. Or, hey, there’s always Jimmy John’s just a couple of buildings over. It’s gotta be better than this tepid bowl of limp greens and mealy tomatoes. Give in to your hunger! GIIIIVE IIINNNN!”
Freeze Hell over with the gel ice packs in these Cool Gear Salad Kits. They’ll shut that devil up with crisp, sharp-edged greens, snappy tomatoes and cukes, creamy-cool dressing. They’ll make this conscientious new phase in your lunch life actually seem appealing.
They’ll also lift your better angels in triumph with other features that surpass the devil’s salad containers. They don’t leak. They don’t spill. They hold ample servings of salad but collapse to save space when they’re empty. They leave you absolutely no excuse not to stay the salad course.
We’ve been to the dark side ourselves, and take it from us: those BBQ Bleu chips aren’t that good anyway.
