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144-Pack: Lucas AA or AAA Alkaline Batteries

  • We’d like to begin today with an unassailable truth: these are batteries.
  • Some of the batteries are small and some of them are even smaller.
  • They’re “best by” 2027
  • In conclusion, these are batteries.
  • Model: they are batteries.
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Power The Fun!

It’s always good to have some extra batteries around, but it’s especially important now, during the gift-giving season. In fact, this year alone, nearly 73% of the projected top-selling toys require at least four batteries, including (but not limited to) the following:

  • The Hogwarts Train Estimated Time Of Arrival LED Display
  • Pure Coils Presents: A Hot Coil
  • Tony Trout, The Fish Who Can’t Sing But Has Many Opinions
  • Abacuzz 3.0
  • Duke Corblain, Robot Attorney Specializing In Workplace Safety Law
  • Mystery On/Off Switch 4000
  • Corn Craze: Pop Simulator
  • Canoe 2, Now Featuring Wheels
  • Large Battery-Powered Battery With The Power Of Many Small Batteries
  • Snake-Tanknado
  • Waleidescope: The World’s First Wifi Kaleidoscope
  • RC 2004 Honda Civic Sedan: Lyft Edition
  • Smart Boomerang
  • Pure Coils Presents: A Luke Warm Coil
  • Hamper That Makes Chomping Sounds When You Put Clothes In It
  • A Literal Fucking Crane
  • Electro-Page-Flippin’ Howard’s End
  • The Guava Lamp
  • Simon Suggeztz
  • Pure Coils Presents: A Coil Of Variable Temperature
  • Sue Vida’s E-Z Sous Vide Oven For Kids
  • DVD Launcher PRO
  • Two-Person Cow Suit, With Real-Sounding Moo Noises
  • Homing Love Darts
  • The Egg Cracker (With Pistachio Attachment)
  • Trent, The Self-Constructin’ Smack-Talkin’ Tent

So buy these batteries, and make sure your kids don’t have to wait to play with their toys on Christmas morning!

So far today...

  • 60992 of you visited.
  • 38% on a phone, 5% on a tablet.
  • 4727 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 1276 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $30575 total.
  • (including shipping)

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