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History time! So here’s what happened here, near as we can tell. At some point, baby wipes were invented by Anton Aschwhippe (or someone) and everybody immediate realized that baby wipes were the shit, no pun intended.

And it’s true. If you’ve ever screwed up as a parent and had to clean up a blowout diaper in a public bathroom with napkins from a truck stop Arby’s moistened under a finicky automatic sink faucet, you know that doing messy baby things without proper baby wipes is an actual nightmare. They’re easy to dispense, pre-moistened, and ready to go. Plus they’re durable. Unlike traditional toilet paper (or that Arby’s linen), your thumb will punch a hole through the baby before it punches a hole through the baby wipe.

They just don’t tear. Or decompose in any meaningful way, ever. Seriously…don’t flush this kind of thing down the toilet. It’ll grow a face and start crawling back up your pipes six months later.

Anyway, back to the product history. After many decades of companies making crazy money on their objectively awesome baby wipes, some insufferable Aschwhippe cousin reached a conclusion that many Aschwhippes in history have reached before: pet-owning suckers would probably pay an outrageous premium for these, especially if you slap some cheeky dog-butt branding on the package.

This is why you can go on Amazon right now and see a pack of 100 Kenn & Kitt Pet Wipes for $14.99. Go find yourself a 100-count pack of actual baby wipes and they’ll run you like four bucks. Not even kidding.

With all of that said, we’ve now come full circle, to today’s deal. Our 100-count packs work out to just TWO bucks a pack, which has now double-reverse-undercut the real baby wipes that started this whole concept in the first place. So now you can go from buying baby wipes at retail to overpaying to get the same thing except it’s for dogs to underpaying for the dog version while still being cheaper than the baby version!

We hope you’re keeping up.

Either way, there are kind of two ways you can go with this deal. You can recognize that baby wipes are super practical for using on your pets, but that the retail price these guys expect for pet-specific wipes is objectively outrageous. This would be a reasonable and relatively mainstream position to have on this topic. And it means you should buy today’s deal.

But there’s also another way to go, which is the way of budget-conscious parents who won’t let society intimidate them into not using daily deal wet wipes marketed for pets on their own children for the sake of saving a few bucks. We call these people “heroes” and we’d very much like to hear from you in the comments. Oh and you, too, should buy today’s deal.

So rock on, first-category people. And keep fighting the power, second category people. Just know that it takes all types to make the world go ‘round, and you’re definitely two of them.