100-Pack: Fidget Keychain Toy With LED Lights (& Likely Dead Batteries)
Our Take
- They have LED lights
- But the batteries are likely dead
- Looking for the IRK? It’s over here !
An Exorcise In Sales: A Halloween Meh-rathon
And this led Chad Darrington, nondenominational exorcist, to make a bold choice: he would not, as was his custom, order his burger to-go. Instead, he would enjoy it in one of the plush yet tattered booths and feel, for once, as though he were a part of the greater community of men and women who, like him, made their living (or partial living) dealing with pests from realms beyond. The irony that this sense of community could only be experienced when there were no other members of said community present was not lost on Chad, but he was bound and determined not to wallow in this unfortunate truth.
No sooner had the waitress walked away, the ink of his order barely dry on her pad, than the doors opened and the street issued in the Friars’ Club, as they called themselves. Chad had to stifle a sigh at his ill luck.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
