12-Pack: Etekcity Smart Led Dimmable Cool-To-Warm Light Bulbs
Our Take
- You can dim them via your phone
- That’s what makes them smart
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
Okay it’s like that movie Gaslight except instead of spawning decades of people misusing the term to win arguments, it showcases how effective smart bulbs can be when playing pranks and/or compromising someone’s sanity.
Get some deeply malicious ideas in… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
“Are you guys dimming the lights?” said Danny. “Not funny!”
“April Fools!” cried Mark. “I told Todd to go into the other room and mess with the brightness as a prank.”
Just then, Todd walked in. “Hey, Danny. I was gonna do what you said, but I can’t find my phone.”
Lights out entirely.
Title screen: April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
