12-Pack: Crystal Light Liquid Acai Berry Bliss Energy Drink Mix

  • Water? Boring!
  • Energy water? Totally fucking rad!
  • You get 216 servings of energy mix
  • 30mg of caffeine per serving
  • That’s actually not that much caffeine
  • Use 'em by August of this year
  • Model: M461C-CRY5T4L
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Energize

In honor of this Crystal Light Liquid Acai Berry Bliss Energy Drink Mix (216 servings!) and “Life is like a box of tees” (two goofy designs celebrating Forrest Gump, available now from Mediocritee), we present:

A Terribly Forced Forrest Gump Joke

Thus concludes:

A Terribly Forced Forrest Gump Joke

Think you can do better? (Or worse?) Then go ahead and post your joke in the comments.

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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