10-Pack: Travelocity In-Ear Stereo Earbuds (Assorted Colors)
- Puts music directly into your ears
- We’ve never sold anything like this before
THE ORACULUM
Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.
November 11th, 2025
The great Senate will ordain the triumph
For one who afterwards will be vanquished, driven out:
At the sound of the trumpet of his adherents there will be
Put up for sale their possessions,
Because a yard sale will solve everything apparently.