Today's SideDeal
3-Pack: Men's or Women's Shorts
- You know pants?
- These are like those
- But shorter
- Can they make a margarita: No, but check out the Buy More, Save More event over at SideDeal and you might find something that blends
Keep It Short
Today, in light of our sale, we borrow the catchphrase of a renowned cultural critic and iconoclast. For who can forget when one Bartholomew Simpson uttered the words:
“Buy my shorts!”
Or did he say something else? Well, at any rate, he was definitely talking about shorts. And so are we! But not for long. Because these are just straightforward shorts–some 9" fleece men’s basketball shorts and some 9" French Terry women’s Bermuda shorts, to be exact, both of which are very well-loved on Amazon–and we’ve got something more exciting to discuss.
It’s the Buy More, Save More event that just launched today on SideDeal.
Here’s the gist: the sale contains a number of different products at a number of different prices.
We know, we know. We’re always innovating here.
What kind of stuff, you ask? The usual stuff. Some vacuums. Some massagers. Some things that’ll charge your phone. Some cookware. Some kitchen appliances, like coffee grinders and stand mixers and air fryers and toaster ovens. A smorgasbord of products you likely saw on this site or one of our others and thought, Do I need that? Let me think, only to realize the answer was ‘Yes!’ after the sale disappeared.
Okay, so far it seems pretty simple. A sale of items. For prices. Only… THE PRICES ARE A LIE!
Or, not exactly a lie. It’s just that there are coupons.
For all items that are $19.99 and under, use coupon code GOBIG5 for 5% off.
For all items that are $20-99.99, use coupon code GOBIG10 for 10% off.
For all items that are $100 and up, use coupon code GOBIG15 for 15% off.
And for all items over $1,000,000,000, use coupon code GOFUCKYRSLF for 0% off.
Basically, you get stuff at Meh prices but with an extra day or two to consider your purchase and one little hoop to jump through at the very end in the name of fun.
So go buy some stuff! Oh, also buy some shorts. (Jeez, we totally forgot about the shorts!)
