Random condom conundrum outcome!

Argh. There was apparently posting dickery and my rough draft posted.

Here’s the final version:

Like so maybe irked mehtizens, I received a literal fuckload of extra large, vegan lubed* condoms. And, since I’m not trained at making balloon animals, and my slippery eel sock puppet act has me legally banned in the state as a performer, I needed to rehome these vas-cully wrap-its.

I tried my local health department… No luck. They weren’t allowed to take donations.

I tried the local safe-sex/ prevent HIV transmission group. No luck.

But the local alt-art, burlesque, kink scene?

All for it.

So maybe reach out in directions. Check in at art galleries, performance venues. Share your large-esse.

They had a bit of hesitation (until they vetted me) because there’s a horrendous possibility that someone would donate punctured condoms out of sheer dickishness. So keep everything boxed up, and, if possible, get vouched.

But rehome those cock socks! This is really not an era for unsafe sex!

*The lube is vegan, as I understand. I do not know if the condoms were lubed by vegans.

Oh, and meh? They’ll take more. So feel free to dump more condoms in my direction.

And now I think I need a shower.