You Like Me!


Wow! I’ve finally achieved 10,000 likes!!! I’m finally a real person now! I’m so pleased and humbled by this wonderful opportunity you have given me to hold my head high instead of skulking around hoping no one asks me how many likes I have gotten. It has opened up a whole new world for me. Now I know I’ll be happy and fulfilled in everything I do. The world is my oyster! What’s next? Wealth? Actual friends? Huge…tracts of land? I can hardly wait!