When I was a teenager I wanted invisibility, because girl’s locker room. But I understand now that I’m older it’s not always pillow fights and baby dolls all the time in there. Reading minds is tempting, but I hear the cacophony is maddening. So that leaves teleportation.
Teleportation, no question about it. What a gas saver!
We’ve had super-power quizzes before, so I’ll let the students pick their favorite ones.
EDIT: Pictures only? Did you add that later? I need to read more better.
You can have a million dollars, but your body will no longer signal that you have to use the bathroom until you’re exactly 5 minutes from total evacuation, no matter what. You can try to go whenever you want, but if you forget to go before getting stuck in traffic, well…
When I was a teenager I wanted invisibility, because girl’s locker room. But I understand now that I’m older it’s not always pillow fights and baby dolls all the time in there. Reading minds is tempting, but I hear the cacophony is maddening. So that leaves teleportation.
Teleportation, no question about it. What a gas saver!
We’ve had super-power quizzes before, so I’ll let the students pick their favorite ones.
EDIT: Pictures only? Did you add that later? I need to read more better.
@therealjrn you can always put your own would you rather question down. Doesn’t have to be super powered just a question for people to throw down on.
Teleportation for sure.
You can have a million dollars, but your body will no longer signal that you have to use the bathroom until you’re exactly 5 minutes from total evacuation, no matter what. You can try to go whenever you want, but if you forget to go before getting stuck in traffic, well…
Would you take the million?
@Moose
I can always hire a poop-scooper.
@Moose yep.
/image portable toilet poncho
Plus, if I can go whenever I want, I’d just set a schedule.
@Moose
@Moose
or
@therealjrn
Teleport: I’ve seen The Fly
Invisibility = run over by a truck
Telepathy: Really don’t wanna know
For the whole month of October, would you rather:
@rockblossom
#5
/image number 5
@rockblossom
@compunaut
@Targaryen
@rockblossom
/giphy number four
/image jumper movie bank
@moondrake
There is a very good reason I was never gifted with super powers (besides the obvious human condition deal).
@LeviOhPlz Same, it’d be like “in other news, some guy literally flung cars off the highway that were in his way with his mind…”
I’d like to be able to invisibly teleport whenever my wife expects me to read her mind.
@aetris
Isn’t that all of the time?
@aetris @jst1ofknd Women, amirite?
/giphy teleportation
/giphy teleport
Haha, not the kind of teleportation I was envisioning, but bring on the BAMF!
/giphy teleport
