@shahnm It’s supposed to start at 8 am cst.

@shahnm Guess I was a little premature… I officially retract my prior comment, as I snagged a BOC a little while ago. Awesome Woot-Off! One of the best. Bigly!!

We might be losing a little money now, but in the long run, we hope to make it up in volume.

@sammydog01 That looks like the old Woot math.

@sammydog01 Holy fuck! A $20 bill for 20 cents? I’m in!

@sammydog01 @therealjrn This is awesome, makes me wanna sit at home all day.

@sammydog01 @therealjrn How did it go?

@sammydog01 @therealjrn @tnhillbillygal

85-inch Sony 4K Ultra HD Smart LED TV
$3,499.00 $34.99

@narfcake @sammydog01 @therealjrn @tnhillbillygal Pass, I’d need a bigger house.

However, the $20 bill would have fit in it.

@sammydog01 @tnhillbillygal @narfcake I tried for the $20 bill, it said I was a browsing weirdo in private mode (I was not) I tried for the TV in a different browser it said I was a weirdo in private mode…sigh.

Imma try one more time then give up

@narfcake @sammydog01 @therealjrn @tnhillbillygal Giving me all sorts of issues, got to payment on each but won’t process

@narfcake @reg036 @therealjrn @tnhillbillygal Poncho toilet is up next!

@narfcake @reg036 @sammydog01 @tnhillbillygal Too many people trying for things, including weirdos like @therealjrn.

@therealjrn Did you buy me a ring?

@sammydog01 The poncho toilet can also be used as a mini parachute.

Disclaimer: Don’t try this at home.

@sammydog01 I tried to get the ring, but it sold out!

@therealjrn Don’t worry, I have one in my safe deposit box that I could sell you for cheap.

@Barney @sammydog01

The poncho toilet can also be used as a mini parachute.
Disclaimer: Don’t try this at home.

Also, do not try after filling it.

@Barney @sammydog01 @therealjrn This is too funny, got payment through on tv but says will email you if you were the first to hit the buy button.

Couldn’t get the ring to go through.

@Barney @reg036 @therealjrn My payment is still processing on the flight suit. I bet I’ll get it.

@Barney @reg036 @therealjrn Shit.

@sammydog01 You’ll look mahvelous, darling. Um, did you get it?

@Barney @reg036 @sammydog01 What kind of plane do you want?

@reg036 @sammydog01 @therealjrn No plane for me, I don’t fly.

@Barney Nope. Waiting to buy Orlando Bloom.

@sammydog01 You can have him.

@Barney @sammydog01 GF thinks he’s hot… I don’t get it lol.

2015 Red Ford Fiesta (25k miles)
$9,750.00
$97.50

That’s right. It’s a motherfucking car.

@narfcake So? There is ONE car. What are the odds?

I think I’ll go back to watching the stock market drop.

@Barney @narfcake On the bright side the chance of buyers remorse is pretty low today.

@sammydog01 I kinda like the casket.

@Barney I’m pretty sure all of it is one-only at this price. It doesn’t reduce their absurdity of offering it, though.

@sammydog01 If it has the Powershift transmission, there will be remorse.

@narfcake I bet there was more than one twenty dollar bill.

The casket has Powershift transmission?

@Barney @narfcake That casket looked like a nice napping spot.

@Barney No, the car.

@Barney @reg036 I get it. He is hot.

@sammydog01 Sawwwy… https://meh.com/forum/topics/cah-99-off-sale#5bf83c8fffe024de6223d221

@sammydog01 I tried for the hotdog stand (Really, I’ve got a friend that has a theater size popcorn popper, and an industrial strength snowcone machine.) but didn’t get it.

Missed it on the second try too.

@sammydog01 Wonder if the $50 boc counts in this?

@tnhillbillygal You really bought one of these things? I guess there’s a sucker born every minute.

@Barney
/giphy true

@Barney @tnhillbillygal No way, you got one?
/giphy hahaha

@Barney @sammydog01
Look in the Woot thread. It’s not the only thing @tnhillbillygal is getting this season.

@Barney @sammydog01 Yes, I thought I would be able to stop myself but I saw it and I couldn’t stop my fingers from ordering it. I REALLY hope it is worth it, lol.

@tnhillbillygal I do hope you get something good.

@Barney @narfcake @sammydog01 @tnhillbillygal what is it? I can hardly figure out those new forums over there

@moonhat I got one of the WTF pricing bathroom scales, lol

@moonhat @tnhillbillygal SCORE! I also hope you get good stuff.

@moonhat I don’t like the new forum setup at Woot either.

@tnhillbillygal I must be drinking the same Kool-Aid that you are, 'cause I just bought one of those pricey BoC’s. What kind of an idiot am I?

Don’t answer that!

@Barney @tnhillbillygal I got the VOP. I win!

@sammydog01 Yep, you probably do.

@Barney @tnhillbillygal Can I live vicariously through you guys? Will you let me know what you get?

@Barney @sammydog01 sure thing

@sammydog01 As long as you promise not to laugh at us for wasting our money.

@Barney
/giphy I’ll behave

@sammydog01 Hey, hang in there, I think you’ve got one more chance tonight.

Remember, our misery would love to have your company.

@Barney I’m hanging out on Wootstalker.

@sammydog01 Wootstalker has been a little wonky today.

@Barney @sammydog01 During that twitch thing today, wajeremy mentioned that next year they hope to make the app the best place to score crap. That would be something to look forward to.

@sammydog01 @tnhillbillygal No, it wouldn’t, at least not for me. -sigh-

@Barney @tnhillbillygal Hmmm. That’s bad for tech stupid people.

@Barney @sammydog01 I was just looking forward to it because I thought it might free me from having to stay by the computer all day. I wasn’t thinking about the non-techies. sorry
/giphy my bad

@sammydog01 @tnhillbillygal NP. Tech stupid I am, tech stupid I be. Not your fault, it’s mine.

@Barney @tnhillbillygal Me too. I didn’t have a chance at those CAH things because I don’t know how to set up autofill on my phone. So I don’t have a brand new yurt coming to my house.

@sammydog01 And I bet your husband is very happy with your lack of tech aptitude.

@Barney @sammydog01 That Yurt would’ve been cool to have!

@Barney Looks like they were done for the day- just regular craps. Yay?

@sammydog01 Yeah, the email said the the Woot-off would end at 10 pm. Sorry.

@tnhillbillygal Did you watch it?