Why do you force East coast people to cancel?

josephcronin thought this was worth mentioning said
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Dear John,
I've been with Meh since the very early days. Really, look it up. Did you even have computers back then? I love you. You are funny and I get good stuff cheap! What could be better? Well, it would be better if you were not EastCoastists. You clearly hate East Coast types. I went to bed at at 11pm and was up at 6:15 like normal, non-lazy East coast people with disposable income for silly subscriptions. First thing - excited and giddy as usual - I check Meh. Like a hundred times before, the deal was sold out!!! - making my subscription useless. $5 does not just come out of thin air and I'm pretty sure that is more than $50 bucks per year!
So, it is not you... I'm still oddly attracted to you despite the fact that you clearly hate my kind. But, at the heart of my relationship with you is my inner cheapness. I'm afraid we must part as friends. Let's keep in touch!