Why do I buy from MEH?

mdjkieffer53 thought this was worth mentioning said

Your marketing strategy is so down to earth and funny I can’t help myself. Can I come work for you in my retirement? Idk. Do you take sarcastic crusty cranky old nurses? Maybe. But could you take my less than politically correct smart ass mouth and hear the word fuck come out of a white 67 year old lady? Prolly not. But if you ever need a margarita, well I can make that!