@medz They broke that promise a long time ago Marketing: Nope!
We’ll do stuff on our website and that’s it. Here’s our marketing plan: we have a three-letter domain. Just type it in. Facebook? Screw that. Twitter? Nuh uh. Vine, Pinterest, Instagram, Tumblr, Hulu commercials where a dad walks a toddler down a beach at sunset, and an ethnically mixed group of pals picnic with a dog and an acoustic guitar? Not a chance.
And we won’t send any marketing email, either. No newsletters. No daily campaigns. Nothing. Is that crazy? If so, we don’t want to be sane. If the only way we can succeed is to crawl through your Interpipes every morning to beg you and hector you and trick you into spending your money, we’ll yield quietly to failure’s sweet embrace.
We think your social life should remain social, not another way for companies to blare ad bullshit at you. People who want to see what we’re doing can come see what we’re doing. It’ll be on the Internet!
I’m a VMP. And I could not care less about a Fuko - the “good” or “bad” type. I consider “Fuko Day” to be a vacation from meh other than clicking the funky face.
Meh didn’t sell anything today.
@dave ?
@michaelgj2002 morningsave sold the fuku this time. no VMP pause over there.
@michaelgj2002
The fukos were sold by MorningSave.com. I didn’t get one either. Had endless troubles getting the videos to play.
@michaelgj2002 Dave’s not here
@rand3y What is Dave doing?
@mehbee
@dave Broke that kickstarter promise of 1 deal a day too. Shame.
@medz They broke that promise a long time ago
Marketing: Nope!
We’ll do stuff on our website and that’s it. Here’s our marketing plan: we have a three-letter domain. Just type it in. Facebook? Screw that. Twitter? Nuh uh. Vine, Pinterest, Instagram, Tumblr, Hulu commercials where a dad walks a toddler down a beach at sunset, and an ethnically mixed group of pals picnic with a dog and an acoustic guitar? Not a chance.
And we won’t send any marketing email, either. No newsletters. No daily campaigns. Nothing. Is that crazy? If so, we don’t want to be sane. If the only way we can succeed is to crawl through your Interpipes every morning to beg you and hector you and trick you into spending your money, we’ll yield quietly to failure’s sweet embrace.
We think your social life should remain social, not another way for companies to blare ad bullshit at you. People who want to see what we’re doing can come see what we’re doing. It’ll be on the Internet!
@jml326 ROTFLMAO… obviously what they originally posted was full of alternative promises.
@jml326 so what do they call that daily email then? ponder
April fool
@cranky1950
It’s my day!
/giphy you dont get it.
I wonder if the number of fukos held back for us VMPs will diminish as our numbers diminish as well.
@nall256 I hope not… That’d be a way to push people out of VMP… But some of us have had it for a very very long time…
I’m a VMP. And I could not care less about a Fuko - the “good” or “bad” type. I consider “Fuko Day” to be a vacation from meh other than clicking the funky face.
@RedOak Yup, I buy enough junk as is that’s never actually used, I don’t need to buy actual junk labeled as junk.
Oh thank goodness it’s not just me. I was ALMOST feeling guilty for not caring…
@Mavyn @redoak @jqubed i used to care, now i don’t
/youtube change of heart