Who wants to see an inflatable of the month?

PooltoyWolf thought this was worth mentioning said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 12:21am ET

As I’m fairly certain no one has ever been elected Goat more than once, I thought I’d ask y’all if you’d like to see another daily feature next month, akin to my old Diesel of the Day posts from my time as Goat. I dunno how to construct a proper poll within a post, so just write in with your preference and I’ll tally the answers at end of day March 31st! Oh, and I assure you I have more than enough inflatables to fill a whole calendar month.

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jst1ofknd said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 12:35am ET:

I am with you! I want to see an inflatable every day next month!

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Nate311 said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 12:41am ET:

Blow 'em up and roll 'em out.

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medz said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 1:33am ET:

https://home.woot.com/offers/6-assorted-inflatable-safari-zoo-animals-1

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Kyeh said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 1:36am ET:

I do, I do!!!

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phendrick said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 1:55am ET:

How many are sex toys?

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- @phendrick I plead the 5th!
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:29pm ET
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- @phendrick @PooltoyWolf
  
  I plead the 5th!
  
  but what about the other 4
  
  chienfou said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 7:13pm ET
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- @chienfou @phendrick
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 8:11pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 2:58am ET:

Start with dinos pls?

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- @f00l I think I may have one or two. (Spoiler alert: there’s a lot of canines.)
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:30pm ET
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- @PooltoyWolf
  
  I’m good with canines.
  
  f00l said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:31pm ET
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- @f00l Hooray!!
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 12:42am ET
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mollama said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:39am ET:

It wouldn’t hurt my head if you also did a furry of the month, you and your friends’ outfits. I love yours.

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- @mollama Aw thanks! Here, have a picture.
  
  PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:33pm ET
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- @mollama @PooltoyWolf That’s fabulous - which one are you?
  
  Kyeh said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 11:08am ET
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- @Kyeh @mollama I’m the blue and yellow wolf named Mac.
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 4:42pm ET
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- @mollama @PooltoyWolf Nice!! Very sharp-looking!
  
  Kyeh said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 5:32pm ET
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- @Kyeh @mollama Thank you uwu
  
  PooltoyWolf said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 5:58pm ET
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cinoclav said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 7:09am ET:

@PooltoyWolf Actually, @KittySprinkles was goat twice, just under different names.

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- @cinoclav some high grade fuckery that was, eh?
  
  KittySprinkles said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 1:19pm ET
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- @cinoclav @KittySprinkles Ahh but you only have ~~the goat~~ yourself to blame for that (snicker).
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:57pm ET
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llangley said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 8:49am ET:

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Jdub said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 11:18am ET:

I’m (blown)up for it!

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- @Jdub
  
  sammydog01 said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 11:20am ET
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PooltoyWolf said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:31pm ET:

Looks like I may not have to wait for the end of March to tally the votes

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blaineg said Fri, Mar 27th 2020 at 4:40pm ET:

A goaten for punishment?

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somf69 said Sat, Mar 28th 2020 at 10:37pm ET:

/giphy blow up doll

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koechnerd said Sun, Mar 29th 2020 at 12:44am ET:

Im golden, blow it up in April!

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