I started to choose coffee, because really, I don't think I'd want to live without it since it's almost the only thing I drink. Then, I realized that it probably says something about me that I'd choose coffee over hot showers so I chose that I don't want to live in a world without any of them instead.
@Pavlov I wonder how coffee would change one's hair.... Also, I'm not sure the smell of coffee would be better than one's natural smells after an hour or so.
Life didn't just pop into existence in a pool of cold water. It took a very unlikely combination of lipids, nucleic acids, and other complex compounds.
These days, we make those chemicals inside all of our cells with fancy cellular machinery that has been honed for the last few billion years. Before the first cell, they were created in water that was heated by volcanoes or with lightning.
If there wasn't hot water in this world back then, there wouldn't be life today.
I choose coffee. Found out during a 5-day power outage that I can't live without it. Drive through flood waters to find someplace dry and open to get liquid brown gold.
I decided to do some experimenting.
Given that in cold water your penis shrinks, I have been testing the theory that hot water increases penis size.
I am now horribly burnt and incredibly swollen and weepy.
My results are inconclusive . . .
(Not my joke, just a funny one I happened to remember about hot water)
I started to choose coffee, because really, I don't think I'd want to live without it since it's almost the only thing I drink. Then, I realized that it probably says something about me that I'd choose coffee over hot showers so I chose that I don't want to live in a world without any of them instead.
@PurplePawprints You could always shower with coffee . . . problem solved.
@Pavlov I wonder how coffee would change one's hair.... Also, I'm not sure the smell of coffee would be better than one's natural smells after an hour or so.
@PurplePawprints Really weak coffee? I think you're good. You'll just smell all mocha.
BTW -
@PurplePawprints I had to use the exact same logic. Being forced to choose hot showers OR coffee? Impossible.
@Pavlov, all I can say is WTF to that thing. 1 cup of coffee to 12 gallons?
@Pamtha It is a very popular gag gift . . . not a functional product.
Life itself.
Life didn't just pop into existence in a pool of cold water. It took a very unlikely combination of lipids, nucleic acids, and other complex compounds.
These days, we make those chemicals inside all of our cells with fancy cellular machinery that has been honed for the last few billion years. Before the first cell, they were created in water that was heated by volcanoes or with lightning.
If there wasn't hot water in this world back then, there wouldn't be life today.
No life, no Meh.
Geysers!!!
If you can't get in hot water, does that mean you can't get into trouble?
Swap coffee for tea in my case. I chose the not wanting to live in a world without any of them option.
Beer, because if you're drunk enough, the rest of that shit don't matter.
I, for one, think the world would be more interesting if everything was sterilized with gamma radiation.
Without a doubt Bagels.
I choose coffee. Found out during a 5-day power outage that I can't live without it. Drive through flood waters to find someplace dry and open to get liquid brown gold.
I wanted to choose coffee. I really like coffee. But given the choice between coffee and showers, I'd have to give up the coffee.