Which Internet giant should be the next to release their own tablet?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:00am ET

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davidgro said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:08am ET:

You are Educated STUPID! True tablet has 4 simultaneous sides, and that's all I can stand to even parody. That place is is crazy as ever and still updating.

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- @harrison Introduced me to the madness of TimeCube. I think he's getting advice for amassing his Roomba army from there.
  
  JonT said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:10am ET
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- my Roomba army might take over the world, but it won't go on a bizarre, racist, sexist, homophobic screed
  
  harrison said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:23am ET
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- I seriously came in here to post pretty much this exact comment. Though with 4 simultaneous days, a 2-for-1 deal won't cut it.
  
  adastra said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:26am ET
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- @saramwrap, if you were enlightened you could see the other three deals we posted.
  
  harrison said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:27am ET
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- @harrison Alas, I am educated singularity stupid and evil, unfit for life in the Universe of Opposites.
  
  adastra said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:56am ET
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kdemo said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 1:02am ET:

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- Scarfolk Council
  
  kdemo said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 1:02am ET
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- Welp, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.
  
  JonT said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 1:11am ET
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- Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.
  
  ChunkyBitz said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 6:21pm ET
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medz said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 9:39am ET:

Won't be woot. They can't even make an app for Android (maybe they can, but they're taking their sweet ass time) and I don't think Apple will let them make an IOS tablet.

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Moose said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 9:40am ET:

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- needs more soundboard
  
  snapster said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 12:56pm ET
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- I thought everyone had forgotten about eBaum's world -- So many good videos back in the day
  
  capguncowboy said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 8:28pm ET
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dave said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 2:09pm ET:

Uh. So. I just went to industrialpainter.com and. Wow.

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- i've arrived.
  
  tymathews said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 2:44pm ET
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- as did I. now I know what a seizure feels like.
  
  marklog said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 2:47pm ET
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- So this is just an elaborate multi-layered cover for NAMBLA, right? They can't really be selling painting services like this.
  
  bluedyn said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 7:43pm ET
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- They totally use a John Hurt / Art of Noise audio sample on the intro page. And that is awesome.
  
  Starblind said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 9:12pm ET
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marklog said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 2:49pm ET:

http://superior-web-solutions.com/ is the company that did their site. you might notice some similarities, and the audio is AWESOME. I think a local community college fired a Flash teacher and this was his new gig.

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Moose said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 3:35pm ET:

I'd be happy with a Zombocom tablet. It can do anything. Anything at all.

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janetv said Tue, Jul 29th 2014 at 9:57pm ET:

I'd be down for a Neopets tablet. Anyone else?

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