The silent but ever-observing handyman at the apartment complex that the hero of the movie lives at that eventually teaches our hero world class yoyo skills that the hero eventually masters himself and uses to not only kill the monster, but to also win the heart of his not so secret crush.
The guy without much personality who flees, along with everyone else, at the first glimpse of a massive, unspeakable, indescribable, newly-resurrected cyclopean horror, manages to survive and maintain sanity to tell the tale, and then the story is over.
I am the creepy, disheveled crazy guy who appears at the beginning only to provide a jump scare later in the story but otherwise provides no other relevance to the plot
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach… all the damn vampires.
@PocketBrain Who is Santa Carla and why are you living inside her?
@PocketBrain root beer and Oreos make it better
@PocketBrain
Love that movie, it’s a classic.
I’m the token minority who gets killed first.
@ZeroCharisma as long as you go out like Jackson in Deep Blue Sea, it’ll be EPIC.
@mollama @ZeroCharisma I loved that scene. Best part of the whole movie.
Old Person: See, I tried to warn you, but did you listen? No. Now get off my lawn.
The inflatable blow up pooltoy werewolf, of course!
@PooltoyWolf duh!
The silent but ever-observing handyman at the apartment complex that the hero of the movie lives at that eventually teaches our hero world class yoyo skills that the hero eventually masters himself and uses to not only kill the monster, but to also win the heart of his not so secret crush.
@sicc574
Yeah baby, walk that dog!
@sicc574 You are my hero
Elvira. I look great and announce the movie!!
The guy without much personality who flees, along with everyone else, at the first glimpse of a massive, unspeakable, indescribable, newly-resurrected cyclopean horror, manages to survive and maintain sanity to tell the tale, and then the story is over.
This was a cool/different type of movie. It’s worth watching. It’s more of a comedy.
@Star2236 Wadaya know – That’s the guy from “B Positive”.
@Star2236
I’m the hot final girl at the end who kicks ass!!! This is who we wanna be right lol
The nerd finally getting their chance with the hot person only to get things cut short
Oh, sorry, first read that as “whorer” character.
@phendrick Well, it is “horror” we’re talking about, so “getting things cut short” might be even more horrible than it sounds…
@Kyeh Yeah, I had that idea too
and was going to edit it in, but by then my edit window had closed so just decided to move on.
@phendrick
Hah - macabre minds think alike.
Guy, aka “Crewman#6” in Galaxy Quest.
I also played understudy for a red-shirt ensign in Star Trek TOS, but the part didn’t last a second episode.
I am the creepy, disheveled crazy guy who appears at the beginning only to provide a jump scare later in the story but otherwise provides no other relevance to the plot
I am split in half dog from Return Of The Living Dead
The one who show up with a BOOMSTICK! and proves that physics and hot lead are still a thing even if you’re an eldritch monstrosity.