Where's That Damn Goat???
5So @Lotsofgoats is this month's goat and has managed to wiggle out of most goatly duties, palming the job off on fellow Mehitizens. C'mon! This won't do! There is all kinds of shit happening these days and we need our goat full time!
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I blame... um, uh-oh.
Sounds like @Teripie is volunteering!
@MrMark I was suckered into being goat the 18th.
According to the chart todays' goat is:
@Lotsofgoats
BRING ON THE BLAME!!! :)
@LotsofGoats Blame - for DHCP server problems this am.
Apparently Snapster got up too early because of stupid people. Your fault @LotsofGoats.
idk who this "LotsofGoats" guy is that everybody wants but boy is he in big trouble!
@Lotsofgoats In fact I have seen a very large mob outside calling for the Goat's head. I think they mean to burn said person. Good think you don't know him. Ugly business burning.
@mfladd Burning? Oh, so it's chivo for dinner?
@narfcake Lotsof it
@narfcake stew does sound good with all the snow we received. Yum.
@mfladd Snow? The tornado blew it all away. (Actually missed us by 10 miles but still too close)
According to a friend on the inside, Comcast had a major outage on the east coast. @Lotsofgoats, this is your fault.
@lumpthar that is true. My mother called ans said hers was out. You can see it here from downdetector.
http://downdetector.com/status/comcast-xfinity/map/
there's no substitute goat today because nobody signed up for it and you only have yourselves to blame
now I just need to milk this line until the 29th and we'll be set
@Lotsofgoats It's the goat's fault that nobody signed up today.
@narfcake true true, but there is no goat today! a true shame :(
@Lotsofgoats I guess that means all blame defaults to the Goat o'the Month.
@2many2no management never takes the blame, silly
@Lotsofgoats So instead of a substitute goat we have a ducking goat.
@lotsofgoats I think it'll be interesting to see if the monthly Goat trophy is sliced up into 29 numbered slices. Didn't think of that when you shirked your duty did you. It's all your fault anyway.
@Mehrocco_Mole well I for one would never want mediocre to have to do so much extra work as you and others have so rudely suggested
also I feel comfortably safe in their likely unwillingness to do so
@Lotsofgoats Wasn't there some kind of mention that the substitute goat would win a default prize of some sort, chosen by the number of stars the substitute gets???
@Teripie TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS IN THE FORM OF THEIR CHOOSING!
there are still two more contestants, stop trying to ruin their chance at fame and fortune
@Lotsofgoats Hey! Those two are @oldcatlady and myself. I'm sure one of us will win. This is what we'll do to all the others!
@Teripie Yeah! Need moar blood in those images, though. And I do hope everyone is awake at midnight because that's when my reign of awesome begins. I'm feeling politically correct, and a few other things.
@Lotsofgoats Oh. Well shit. I thought all of us substitute goats got $20. That's the only reason I did it. I blame you @Lotsofgoats for being.
@lumpthar I never chose to be, so you gotta take that up with upper management
I'm just in regular management
@Teripie
@Lotsofgoats
@narfcake On I love that!