Where has my EVIL gone?

mfladd had some videos to watch said Thu, Jun 9th 2016 at 11:55pm ET

Lately, I have been overly nice. And @jaremelz has chided me for my lack of evilness. I definitely have two sides, but lately the light has prevailed. Meh. has been nice, all the forum users have been nice. What am I supposed to do with this? I was going to seek guidance from @carl669 and the mehcronomicon, but regardless what he said - either of us was probably going to say “fuck you”. But this is how I feel.

Then again, I really want to do bad things (as usual).

This is a conundrum for me. Not that anyone should care.

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LackOfSprinkles said Thu, Jun 9th 2016 at 11:58pm ET:

To be honest, while I always am in the mood for watching you, @jaremelz, and @carl669 have at it, since I find those threads fun to read/watch, I kind of have been enjoying the peace.

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- @FruityFraug So I have to ask. You joined 8 days ago - You have a very similar name to @froodyfrog - who is our resident frog (disabled profile - so I can’t tell you how long.) Why that name? Just ask’n.
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 1:08am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  I’m surprised that it hasn’t been figured out. This is one of my alt accounts (and the only one I’ll admit to).
  
  Due to something which @dashcloud did, I have to use this account for a little while.
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 1:10am ET
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- @FruityFraug Never know here. But I like this account - scanning the threads.
  ACK! make the niceness stop!!!
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 1:18am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  This account makes me hungry which is why I only created it recently.
  (Incidentally, I used to use a different frog related name for certain websites.)
  
  And in case you’re wondering what @dashcloud did - for some strange reason which should probably get checked out, I’m almost averaging 4 posts a day on @FroodyFrog which is totally unacceptable, since that’s literally a handful of posts a day.
  
  That being the case, something I said to @jbartus recently would be true, and I just can’t have that.
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 1:38am ET
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- @FruityFraug We already knew you were on this site a lot more than you were trying to claim. Changing your alias only makes you more sneaky (grin) … it would be especially ominous if you used other, as yet to be unannounced, aliases to agree with your self or argue with yourself.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 7:39am ET
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- @Kidsandliz
  1. I don’t need a mediocre website to argue with myself. I have other means of doing that.
  2. I never denied being on the site. It’s just a matter of my posting.
    Did you not see this ?
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 2:14pm ET
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- @FruityFraug Umm that was humor - did you not notice the “(grin)”?
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 7:12pm ET
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- @FruityFraug @Kidsandliz @mfladd Now wait a minute!
  
  I don’t know what exactly you did FroodyFrog but I have my suspicions, either way this alleged screenshot of your profile page for your main account just plain doesn’t add up.
  
  Your altruism score on that page is just plain impossible based on the figures shown. As any profile page will helpfully inform you upon mousing over the word altruism, your altruism score is derived from taking the likes you’ve given and dividing it by the sum of your topics created, comments added, and replies.
```
        LIKES GIVEN
--------------------------- = ALTRUISM
TOPICS + COMMENTS + REPLIES
```
  For example, @dashcloud has, at the time of my posting this, handed out 8473 likes, created 99 topics, made 827 comments, and replied 1457 times. Plug it in and we get the following:
```
      8473        8473
--------------- = ---- = 3.5556
99 + 827 + 1457   2383
```
  Cool right? It matches up perfectly with the rounded-up 3.6 displayed on @dashcloud’s profile. One problem. According to the screenshot @FruityFraug shared, @FroodyFrog has an altruism score of 0.9 and an alleged count of 8 topics, 37 comments, and 222 replies. There’s just one issue, to have an altruism score of 0.9 @FroodyFrog would have had to have only handed out 240 likes, according to the same screenshot @FroodyFrog has handed out nearly ten times that number of likes! Additionally, to achieve the number of received likes that @FroodyFrog has in that screenshot every one of those 267 posts would have had to receive, on average, 21 likes!
  
  As much as we all like @FroodyFrog I just don’t see it. Furthermore, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen @FroodyFrog post close to 200 times since @mfladd beckoned me back from the great beyond, which means these figures are even more impossible! In fact, extrapolating from the original equation we can get the following equation:
```
(TOPICS + COMMENTS + REPLIES) = 1 / ALTRUISM * LIKES GIVEN
```
  And when we plug in @FroodyFrog’s Altruism and Likes Given we get the following:
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1 / 0.9 * 2399 = 2665.5555
```
  Granted, that number isn’t precise because the Altruism Score has been rounded but it’s at least putting us in the ballpark. I think you’ll agree there’s something fishy about all this. Spill it @FruityFraug!
  jbartus said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 2:20am ET
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  I suspect numbers and math are subservient to @froodyfrog
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 3:43am ET
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- @jbartus And very glad you returned here from the nether region.
  
  mfladd said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 12:49pm ET
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- @mfladd Nether region, you say?
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 3:47pm ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  Finally, a post from you. The forum was getting slightly boring.
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Mon, Jun 13th 2016 at 10:20pm ET
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- @jbartus
  
  Spill what?
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Mon, Jun 13th 2016 at 10:21pm ET
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- @FruityFraug You know…it.
  
  KittySprinkles said Tue, Jun 14th 2016 at 12:12am ET
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- @jbartus
  
  Just for the record, you know how long I’ve been here, and what number I’m trying to avoid average wise for daily posts.
  (Hint: The amount of fingers which my favorite set of cartoon siblings has on each hand.)
  While you won’t get the exact number of posts I made, you’ll come sort of c close.
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Tue, Jun 14th 2016 at 12:52am ET
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- @FruityFraug okay but what did you do to the screenshot in question?
  
  jbartus said Thu, Jun 16th 2016 at 3:40am ET
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- @FroodyFrog
  
  Shines a spotlight in @FroodyFrog’s face
  
  Okay you, spill it, what did you do to the screenshot?
  
  Edit: Oi, that’s not cool, deleting out your response!
  
  jbartus said Thu, Jun 16th 2016 at 4:02am ET
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thismyusername said Thu, Jun 9th 2016 at 11:59pm ET:

You are still uppity in my book.

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carl669 said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:08am ET:

let us consult the mehcronomicon.

“The evil is always in the last place you look. Have you checked the car floor, the freezer and the 3rd and 6th circles of hell? Then what the fuck are you waiting for? So say we all.”

/image mehcronomicon

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- this really could not have been a more perfect gif.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:09am ET
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- @carl669 It is the last place you look because you stop looking when, at last, you find it…
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:17am ET
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- @Kidsandliz not always though. sometimes it takes so long you forget what you were looking for. so, even when you find it, you keep looking.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:21am ET
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KittySprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:09am ET:

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- @jaremelz what do you mean? he’s all ears.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:13am ET
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- @carl669 Now that is gross!
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:18am ET
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- @carl669
  
  thismyusername said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:18am ET
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hallmike said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:13am ET:

I’m pretty sure she sucked it out of you.

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- @hallmike
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:16am ET
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ceagee said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:21am ET:

Look out the window. Well not NOW in the morning. It’s spring ! It’s been a long cold lonely winter, here comes the sun. It affects your very soul. IOW you have a big case of Spring Fever is all. Take a couple allergy pills and wait til it gets unbearably hot later this summer. That will set you back to your darker side.

/youtube spring fever

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- @mfladd Embrace it ! I like the lighter hearted side ( which is always there anyways if you know where to look )
  
  ceagee said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:25am ET
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  Summer?
  
  I had to wear a sweatshirt part of today!
  
  Then again, I only wear t-shirts and short sleeved shirts throughout the year now, so…
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:34am ET
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- @FruityFraug I’m jealous. I had to buy a window air conditioner a couple weeks ago to tide me over until the AC repairman could come out and fix my whole-house system. They’re busy-busy this time of year.
  
  PocketBrain said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 9:08am ET
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  So which part are you jealous of?
  
  That I look amazing even in a blizzard?
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 3:02pm ET
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- @FruityFraug yes, and yes. Actually, I spend most of the year uncomfortably hot, so being uncomfortably cold would at least be a novel experience.
  
  PocketBrain said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 5:16pm ET
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dashcloud said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 7:52am ET:

I get it- you’re missing the yang to your yin, and the peanut butter to your jelly.
Watching you and @jaremelz spar is always exciting.

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- @dashcloud You hit the nail on the head, Goat!
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 8:35am ET
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- @mfladd Don’t sell yourself short. You’re dead on the outside, too.
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 1:15am ET
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- @jaremelz
  
  mfladd said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 1:25am ET
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- @mfladd
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 1:37am ET
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- @jaremelz Ok, no response because I love this song!!! Tricky? Yes, you are a bitch.
  
  mfladd said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 1:45am ET
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- @mfladd Why do you think I used it against you?
  
  KittySprinkles said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 1:56am ET
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- @mfladd
  @jaremelz
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 3:54am ET
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MrMark said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 9:24am ET:

It will comeback during football season after the patriots start 1-3.

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- @MrMark You Bastard!!! Thanks for trying to jump start me though
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:43pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 12:47pm ET:

It’s summer, folks.

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 2:56pm ET:

I postulate that your kind side is the real you, and my favorite.

(All those other opinions,
)

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- @KDemo Take that back!
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 3:34pm ET
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- @mfladd
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 3:52pm ET
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sohmageek said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 3:33pm ET:

You’re nice… except ignoring me… I have a few choice words at this point… Mostly I can’t say here and now… there are too young eyes… (like @jaremelz) But… you keep ignoring me… maybe you can hurry that up… oh and one way to be evil is to get all political in here…

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- @sohmageek @mfladd Oh geez - don’t be THAT kind of evil
  
  compunaut said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 4:17pm ET
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- @sohmageek I sent it, finally. You should so kick my ass for the delay in emailing you - sorry.
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 11:56pm ET
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narfcake said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 5:10pm ET:

@mfladd I wouldn’t fret too much. Much like a cat, your evil side is probably just taking a little break.

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- @narfcake
  
  Cats have two sides? (Besides their physical sides [I.e. Left side, right side, upside down, right side up, inside {their bodies}, outside {their bodies}])
  
  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 5:13pm ET
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- @FruityFraug Well, let’s find out. Searching the catshirtswoot CATalog:
  - We have 8 tees that have something to do with ‘cat evil’
  - We have 0 tees that have something to do with ‘cat nice’
  You’re right!
  narfcake said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 5:19pm ET
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  LackOfSprinkles said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 5:22pm ET
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OldCatLady said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 7:30pm ET:

@mfladd You may be becoming insipid and pacifistic. Why do you feel you’re not? Define, in ten words or fewer, your reaction to the nominees of the major political parties. Did you receive a barfing gnome? How do you feel about that? Do silk stocking photos no longer thrill you?

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- @OldCatLady I care not for the nominees, they all scare me. I need to cause some trouble to balance the yin/yang as @Dashcloud said. Silk Stockings - do you remember the show?
  
  mfladd said Fri, Jun 10th 2016 at 7:44pm ET
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capguncowboy said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 12:10am ET:

I’ll see if I can help bring out your bad side.

@mfladd Fuck you, you dickface!

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- @capguncowboy May I suggest you add : Brady has flat balls !! Cheater Patriots.
  
  ceagee said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 12:13am ET
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- @ceagee I’m just getting warmed up!
  
  capguncowboy said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 12:25am ET
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- @capguncowboy Cap, somehow I just can’t take your expletives seriously. Probably because we have known each other for so long. But thanks for trying p.s. I am going to kick your ass in fantasy football!
  
  mfladd said Sat, Jun 11th 2016 at 4:28pm ET
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