When's the next fuku? An analysis
19When will Meh post the next fuku?
This question is asked every day... by a small number of community members here on Meh. Nonetheless, I've attempted to answer the question, using the data available to us. This is as good as an educated guess as we're going to get, I think.
Let's take a look at the dates of all the fuku deals:
Fuku 1: 21 July 2014 (I took this date from forum posts, as there's no hard date for the Kickstarter fukus)
Fuku 2: 17 September 2014
Fuku 3: 14 November 2014
Fuku 4: 14 January 2015
Fuku 5 (the Fukō): 1 April 2015
Now, let's take a look at the distances between these dates:
Fuku 1 to 2: 58 days
Fuku 2 to 3: 58 days
Fuku 3 to 4: 61 days
Fuku 4 to 5: 77 days
One disconcerting thing to note is that the distances between fukus has been increasing, although there's a high possibility that this is just due to the whims and/or laziness of the Mediocre staff.
(If you can't zoom in, check out the graph on imgur: http://imgur.com/j5HP48p)
Now, what can we take from this? The curves on the graph represent different possibilities - that is, how fast the time difference will increase over time (dD/dT).
The best (although unlikely) possibility is that Meh will stick to the 58 day distance from the early days. In this possibility, the next fuku will occur on 29 May 2015.
The linear trend suggests that the next fuku will fall on 19 June 2015. My gut insists that the actual date will be in between this date and the previous one, so sometime early to mid-June.
The worst case scenario is that the Mediocre staffers get lazy, and the next fuku is farther away, as suggested by the x^2 and x^3 curves. The x^2 curve gives a date of 9 July 2015, while the x^3 curve gives 26 July 2015. That's a long time to wait for another fuku! (And hopefully very unlikely.)
It's very possible that I'm reading too much into this, and that Mediocre has no grand plan in place for fuku dates, and they just do one when they feel like it. In any case, these are the possibilities.
What do you think? Leave a comment.
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I think that now that they know you know their timing, they'll change it just to mess with you.
I think you need to get laid. (This is a joke and in no way a judgement of your personal relationships or sexual prowess.)
Trying to get me to give something away, huh?
@JonT With regards to what Virginity?
@bigj8705 Why would you capitalize that word?
@er1c Honestly no clue. Let's just blame it on the airline company.
@bigj8705 Blame it on @narfcake, clearly.
@JonT Sure, why not? Wait, are you implying you guys actually have a plan of some kind?
@JonT I want another canvas bag :(
@bakeyoural blame it on the goose. got ya feelin' loose.
@connorbush I prefer to blame it on Patron as I am currently in the zone.
@bakeyoural suaveee. I'll blame it on the jager cause I'm blacked out and puking
I think it will be July 12th...just to mess with everyone.
@jaybird that would be a great birthday present.
actually they had a longer wait btw fuko4 and fuku because back at woot they always reserved something special for the april 1st bag of cra... so they planned a special fuku on april 1st(3 different mehacins got pallets of things) and having 2 events in one month didnt make sense(they lose a decent amount of money every fuko)
@communist Did you really just refuse to write 'crap?'
@cinoclav i guess i just made a mista....
Note that 26 July will be the 7th fuku by your optimistic projection, and the 6th fuku by your pessimistic projection. In either case, "Happy Birthday to me!"
I hope your optimistic projection holds.
Nice work! I've thought about doing something like this too, but am too lazy. I've also thought a discrete choice analysis (fuku=1, no fuku=0) could be fun with variables like # of sellouts, reported revenue, some subjective measure of product quality in the week prior to the choice, or something like that. But, again, lazy and without spare time.
@Mehntok Include the releases of new music and site features and special dates like anniversaries and April 1.
@cengland0 yes. special dates would be a good one, don't know how we'd predict events like new music though... conclusion would be, "when, if ever, they release new music, there's a 0.XX probability there's a fuku"
Excellent work......good job.
@Fej You have no purple lines on your graph.
@Barney we all know you prefer purple lines on graphs.
@Barney The x^3 is, in fact, purple.
July 9. Bring cake.
Okay, seriously though, how the hell can you expect us to believe the validity of your predictions without providing the r-values for your regressions?
@harrison y-yeah! What he said! Make with the r-values!!! And where are your double-check c-invalids while we're asking the tough questions?!?
@harrison @JonT Yeah! And I still don't see a purple line.
i asked the Emojic 8-ball on xkcd and it told me flashlight puppy. not sure what to make of that.
@carl669 that means "beware of @marklog".
@JonT haha what the hell.
FWIW, the last two fukus (not fuko) were preceded by a meh newsletter... one a couple of days before, the other the day before. Coincidence???? probably...
What you didn't see the fuku from 4 days ago? It sold out SUPER fast. You had to click on the secret link in the product description.
I believe that the timing of fukus is directly connected company FUBARs. When something fucks up, such as the broken mug fiasco or the sent-cameras-by-mistake mess, the staff is too busy scrambling to fix things to mess with fukus.
As long as it has a bag again and doesn't happen during my vacation (will not post dates!) Im good. Been using my orangish bag for grocery shopping but it is getting holes, so I need a new one! Fanny packs do not hold many groceries...
@0oiiiiio0 My fuku canvas bag tore :(
@Fej Mine is pretty close, just waiting for it to give one of these trips.
@Fej mine is still holding really strong... it's my comic book day bag for picking up 30 comics... or the occasional in n out burger run
you guys just can't wait to get in on the deal and see which animal fan they send you, huh?
Or maybe they just do it when the pile of leftover crap in the warehouse is high enough it threatens to fall over. With that string of sell outs recently, that doesn't help stock the fuku's
The next Fuku must be only when the next Fuku can be.
There is no other way for the Fuku to be.
Listen to the Master, Grasshopper
@MrsPavlov Such wisdom!
We can ignore the fuku 5 data as an outlier because it's clear they synced it to April Fools Day. The gist of the data is a new fuku about every 2 months, which also somehow seems just right to me.
I love this shit. All of it: the research, the graph, the recriminations and denials, the chaos and weird-ass speculation and dissembling that ensue. Nicely done, @Fej--and meh staff and community. You've made my Friday even better. Thank you.
I love this shit. All of it: the research, the graph, the recriminations and denials, the chaos and weird-ass speculation and dissembling. Nicely done, @Fej. And meh staff and community. You've made my Friday even better. And thank you.
@joelmw So apparently what happened is that the page that seemed to be hung ended up being processed after my redo of it. Not worthy an OHSHIT report, but worthy a low-level "what the fuck."
@joelmw Actually, I think you just like repeating yourself. Actually, I think you just like repeating yourself.
July 9th would fit nicely in an artificially forced way(similar to april 1st), since that is the 1st anniversary of the site going live/public. (though there could be a secret fuku on July 8th, Day Zero, just us Kickstarters got in that day.)
that's my 2cents anyway....
@earlyre Do you think Meh would be crazy enough to do something like that? Have a 2nd exclusive sale on the 8th, and then a regular sale on the 9th?
@dashcloud do i think it will happen? no. would i be .surprised if it did? again, no. or maybe something exclusive sent to the kickstarters, like the VMP socks...or something... I KNOW!!!! a "Special K" cereal box, with a small irk doll inside!
Can we have it for June 19th? That's my birfday. Please save me one too!
@xarous your birfday is June 19? Cool. becs is as well.
@baqui63 All the good Geminis are born that day. :)
It looks like there's a Wednesday/Friday pattern, including the Fuko, so May 29th being a Friday makes that a likely date.
June 19th is also a Friday.
I sent my ordered-a-camp-light-got-an-insteon camera back last week, so we should have a fuku-off any day now.
I also tossed in one of the remaining of the 30 kindle sleeves I got as a bonus.
tonight........definitely maybe.....I think
@somf69 Agreed!!
And disappointment:(
Meh
@Ryaneil there's always tomorrow.
@Ignorant I don't want to except blame for not getting up for the live stream tomorrow so I'll just blame @narfcake
@Ryaneil Would you accept the blame, though?
@Thumperchick I served my time
Feels like it should be rolling around again soon? What's your calculation say?
@UgaDogCH Totally tonight, mark my words!
@UgaDogCH @darkzrobe...great fucking idea...bring it up. Get the hype going...good call. That will improve our chances.
@studerc I figured I have a 50/50 chance. Would be pretty amazing if I was correct.
@studerc Just checking if you got that email I sent you? Just a Yay or Nay is fine
@UgaDogCH Well look at that, I am full of shit.
I say we all agree as aMeh.ricans that Fuku can only be on Saturday morning (Friday night) or Sunday morning (Saturday night) 12:00am Eastern, and it can only be on oddly numbered days because, yes, we are an odd lot. This will help prevent me (and perhaps others) from losing my (their) job due to lack of sleep waiting up for midnight Eastern to roll around for the last few months (ah yes, that one fateful night that I dozed off and it happened to be Meh.'s birthday, who-da thunk it?). So, if we are all in agreement the next candidates to allow Fuku's are Oct. 11/17/25/31 (spooky). Or I can just decide my job is more important, nah...
@hollbool has the power to get this done. I know it.
@DMlivezey Is hollbool true or false?
@djslack NERD
@djslack if @hollbool=1, then @hollboll=0, else @hollboll=word
@DMlivezey I definitely agree that certain nights should be off-limits and this should be known.
The next fuku will happen 3 minutes before I remember to check the site on a random night.
@Thumperchick you are it, such a positive, perky attitude :)
@Thumperchick 3 minutes? I don't think the pregnancy has set in enough... Get SLEEP while you can! :)
@sohmageek oh, I sleep. I just do it in the morning... Always have been a bit of a night owl.
I thought for sure it would happen a couple weeks ago whilst I was away at a conference with a 2-hour time difference confusing me. Should be any day now. Probably tomorrow as a 2 for Tuesday deal.