Springs into existence, doesn’t move or touch or affect anything in the house, and then disappears right before I return so I can maintain the ongoing illusion that I don’t have a dog. Good boy!
If we go out the back door where the cars are the dog is fine. If we go out the front door she cries and carries on until we come back. So even if I’m going to walk somewhere, I have to go out the back and around the house.
Minerva escaped her crate and proceeded to take my Christmas decorations and jump on the couch, right in front of the camera and chewed it to bits. I was yelling at her through the camera to drop it. She’d drop it, pick it back up and present it to the camera, then chew again. ::face palm::
Right now she’s a puppy so we crate her or take her with. Even when I am home she likes getting into trouble so I’m not ready to let her free roam yet. I want to “puppy proof” my kitchen area that has several doors and try her there first when we’re ready.
Stays in the package with the other hot dogs.
Is a cat.
@ZeroCharisma
Springs into existence, doesn’t move or touch or affect anything in the house, and then disappears right before I return so I can maintain the ongoing illusion that I don’t have a dog. Good boy!
Sleeps, or cleans up after the party really well.
Does not exist, same as when I’m here.
What dog?
Same thing he does most of the time when we’re here (except for when we first get home, that is)
@ybmuG Are you sure that thing is a dog? It looks like the business end of a mop. LOL
I do wonder how they can see with their face covered in hair like that.
@ybmuG so sweet
Is invisible bc I don’t have one
If we go out the back door where the cars are the dog is fine. If we go out the front door she cries and carries on until we come back. So even if I’m going to walk somewhere, I have to go out the back and around the house.
I wish I had a dog right now. I miss having one do weird shit all the time.
I wish I had a dog right now. I miss having one do weird shit all the time.
Minerva escaped her crate and proceeded to take my Christmas decorations and jump on the couch, right in front of the camera and chewed it to bits. I was yelling at her through the camera to drop it. She’d drop it, pick it back up and present it to the camera, then chew again. ::face palm::
continues to not exist.
Charlie is in his crate sometimes sleeping, sometimes just staring at nothing or whining because he wants out.
Two Terriers, or better known as the “devil terrors”. Gotta love 'em, but there are times…
Right now she’s a puppy so we crate her or take her with. Even when I am home she likes getting into trouble so I’m not ready to let her free roam yet. I want to “puppy proof” my kitchen area that has several doors and try her there first when we’re ready.
Expects me to never return, judging from his reaction when I do.
@macromeh one of the best parts of a dog household.
Just thinking, what if the rest of the family behaved the same way?
@ybmuG Hmm, if my wife came up and sniffed me then ran around the house barking, I probably would turn around and leave again.
@macromeh that, or
/giphy yeah baby, yeah!
@ybmuG Hmm, good point!