“Partner” seems to imply an equal. My wife is definitely not my equal. She is definitely the better half in this relationship and I’m very blessed to have her.
Im blessed to be financially comfortable & retired B4 I was 50 so now Friday afternoon is the same as any other day - gym, watching & betting on sports , playing PS5 & watching screw tube vids is my life now & I’m sure AF not complaining
My home.
My ICE COLD
Case of BEER!! 
/giphy drunk

PERFECT Giphy!!
@IndifferentDude

Pro tip… Wait few minutes before you open any of those cans.
My bed
Charlie said I had to say my dog
…work? What is this “work” of which you speak?
@Pony
Yes!
@Pony was my thought exactly
“Partner” seems to imply an equal. My wife is definitely not my equal. She is definitely the better half in this relationship and I’m very blessed to have her.
@tweezak Awesome thing to say!
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
/showme cats welcoming their Humans
An open seat at the bar … where everyone knows my name.
@hchavers
Norm!
Definitely my partner. 1/2 of the relationship (the better half, of course) and 2/3 of my sanity.
More than one of the above.
It’s still only afternoon when you get off work on Friday?
Do you go home early or something?
/youtube Napoleon Dynamite lucky
Im blessed to be financially comfortable & retired B4 I was 50 so now Friday afternoon is the same as any other day - gym, watching & betting on sports , playing PS5 & watching screw tube vids is my life now & I’m sure AF not complaining
My bathroom

/giphy chance to pee
My wife!
My beer
My beer fridge
My couch.
My wife teaching my dog to get me a beer from the beer fridge! FTW!
I work from home.
So I’m most excited to shut down my work computer and do stuff around the house.
When I worked it was an empty house so I could decompress by myself
My gaming rig.
My bed. Nap time!
I work from home, so when the weekend hits, all I want to do is NOT be home. I usually head out to the backyard and read to unwind after work.