@carl669 The visual of a guy getting shot in the head during bar hopping and telling his bros to go ahead while he sleeps it off is awesome and hilarious.
I have a reoccurring dream that will come up about 3 or 4 times a year. I'm standing on a cliff, you know, just being a bad ass. Then, a cute adorable kitten comes walking up and I begin to pet the kitten. THEN, another kitten shows up, THEN another, and soon I'm surrounded. They begin to climb up my body and soon the weight of the kittens is too much and my body falls off the edge. The kittens then begin to bite and scratch me as I plummet to my death. And then I wake up. Same thing, every fucking time. Pretty messed up shit.
I once had a dream end with credits scrolling up. The dream pulled out to a wide shot on a jib and music played and credits started rolling up, just like a movie. When I woke up, the music on the credits was playing on my alarm clock radio.
This one was weird enough to make fb a while back: I had the weirdest dream last night. Bestie and I were drafted for some mysterious under cover mission that we didn't understand. Our cover was to fix outlets on a giant cruise ship. While replacing them, we were being attacked by Sarah Newlin (character from True Blood.) Like, she was trying to kill us. All these cruise people were calmly sitting down and eating their lunch, and we're trying not to get stabbed by crazy blond evangelist woman. Through some luck, I ended up stabbing her before she could kill us. Batman also factored in somewhere, but I don't remember how, now.
I remember my first real lucid dream. I was having a nightmare about Freddy Krueger (how cliché) trying to kill me with a chainsaw in a garage somewhere and it clicked for me that it was a dream so I realized I could do whatever I wanted.
Being around 12 at the time of course I became a badass ninja with a huge sword and started cutting that bastard Freddy up while doing sweet flips and ninja rolls and I was super strong and fast and whenever he slashed me with his claw glove I felt no pain.
I eventually pulled out a flamethrower from nowhere and set him on fire and killed him.
@JonT My only lucid dream I remember having was when I had recently learned about what a lucid dream is, I realized I was dreaming and thought "hey I can fly or do something cool". Unfortunately, despite my best efforts to fly, I just couldn't figure it out.
@TaRDy Lucid dreams are a huge fascination for me. I had a good friend in high school that got much deeper into it than I ever did and he said flying was one of the most common things to attemp during a lucid dream but it's very hard to conceptualize and actually do. So what he ended up doing is teleporting himself to higher and higher buildings and jumping off of them, gliding all the way down. But he mainly used his lucid dreams to uh…have relations with a bunch of different people.
@JonT I have lucid dreams, but all I ever do is tell myself this is a dream and I need to wake up. That's great when I'm having a really horrible dream, but now I feel I've been missing out on so much!
@JonT my lucid dreams are all terrifying. i'm always paralyzed and can hear feet shuffling around me, but i can never see anyone, and i'm all begging myself to wake up because i know it's a dream but i'm still scared.
@katylava that's called sleep paralysis and it's kinda related to lucid dreaming but not the same. I know it happens to a lot of people and it sounds super scary
@katylava The best thing I learned to do was just go back to sleep. Otherwise it would take forever to wake myself up and then another forever to get back to sleep again.
I don't remember how it started, but at one point I was serving pea soup to refugees in the rubble of some kind of shelter, and the cinematic filter made everything gray and gray-green (my dreams have cinematic filters)... then later I was driving really fast along the coast at sunset, and there were vividly colored dinosaurs about 20x bigger than real dinosaurs ever were, along the inland side of the road... slowly, very slowly, craning their necks down to try to eat us, but they were too slow... then it was night and I was in a tree-line ditch with my mom and I told her I loved her as the moon exploded and the flesh burned from our bodies and we turned into skeletons and died.
When I was a kid, I had a recurring dream that I was drowning. I'd be under water, screaming "Help," so every time I screamed a bubble would float out of the water. The first bubble had an "H" in it. Then a bubble with "E" in it, etc. No one ever came to help.
That dream freaked out my mom so bad that she made all friends and relatives watch me very closely while swimming. Many decades later, I still have not drowned.
Heh, I can't remember my weirdest dreams, They all get pretty crazy and bleed together. If it's not on some level of crazy I probably wont remember. It gets pretty weird at times but here is usually how they go. They usually have something to do with floating in darkness, ambient sounds, seeing different shades of darkness floating around, I guess the best way to describe it would be dark grey cobwebs forming against a pitch black background, and then melting away to make room for otherthings, at times accompanied by loud static/white noises, or some form of repetition... Like the sound of a record at it's end rubbing up against the label. Lots of strange stuff involving pale humanoid faces and sharp teeth with blackened out eyes, dislocated jaws and the like. Crazy things like peoples faces getting stitched back together or peeling off like stories i read from Hiroshima in highschool. Needless to say stuff gets pretty real when i'm sleeping/caught in that limbo between consciousness and sleep...
Edit: Just rememembered a weird dream I had a few years ago.
I think one time I had a dream I was at disneyland but they were quickly turning it into a meat market, carving up the guests closing off sections of the park. Skies turned red and ash was billowing out smokestacks behind closed gates and mascots were trying to make part of the parks enjoyable while the others were getting sectioned off. Pretty much was a big coverup trying to get done and cast members were walking around with obnoxiously huge smiles and happy disney park songs were playing all the while...
I occasionally have nightmares that I drank soda.
I am a recovering Coke™ addict and am 425 days sober.
the one where the Hulk chases me and i have to hide in the back of a pickup truck under a blanket.
or the one where i get shot in the leg and the A-team takes me to the hospital.
or the one where i get shot in the head but i tell everyone to go ahead and go to the bar and i'll just sleep it off.
@carl669 The visual of a guy getting shot in the head during bar hopping and telling his bros to go ahead while he sleeps it off is awesome and hilarious.
I have a reoccurring dream that will come up about 3 or 4 times a year. I'm standing on a cliff, you know, just being a bad ass. Then, a cute adorable kitten comes walking up and I begin to pet the kitten. THEN, another kitten shows up, THEN another, and soon I'm surrounded. They begin to climb up my body and soon the weight of the kittens is too much and my body falls off the edge. The kittens then begin to bite and scratch me as I plummet to my death. And then I wake up. Same thing, every fucking time. Pretty messed up shit.
@studerc
@studerc that might be the weirdest dream i've ever even heard about. are you... allergic to cats or something?
@katylava no actually. In fact, the wife and I have a pet cat and it is pretty awesome.
I once had a dream end with credits scrolling up. The dream pulled out to a wide shot on a jib and music played and credits started rolling up, just like a movie. When I woke up, the music on the credits was playing on my alarm clock radio.
This one was weird enough to make fb a while back:
I had the weirdest dream last night. Bestie and I were drafted for some mysterious under cover mission that we didn't understand. Our cover was to fix outlets on a giant cruise ship. While replacing them, we were being attacked by Sarah Newlin (character from True Blood.) Like, she was trying to kill us.
All these cruise people were calmly sitting down and eating their lunch, and we're trying not to get stabbed by crazy blond evangelist woman. Through some luck, I ended up stabbing her before she could kill us.
Batman also factored in somewhere, but I don't remember how, now.
I remember my first real lucid dream. I was having a nightmare about Freddy Krueger (how cliché) trying to kill me with a chainsaw in a garage somewhere and it clicked for me that it was a dream so I realized I could do whatever I wanted.
Being around 12 at the time of course I became a badass ninja with a huge sword and started cutting that bastard Freddy up while doing sweet flips and ninja rolls and I was super strong and fast and whenever he slashed me with his claw glove I felt no pain.
I eventually pulled out a flamethrower from nowhere and set him on fire and killed him.
@JonT My only lucid dream I remember having was when I had recently learned about what a lucid dream is, I realized I was dreaming and thought "hey I can fly or do something cool". Unfortunately, despite my best efforts to fly, I just couldn't figure it out.
@TaRDy Lucid dreams are a huge fascination for me. I had a good friend in high school that got much deeper into it than I ever did and he said flying was one of the most common things to attemp during a lucid dream but it's very hard to conceptualize and actually do. So what he ended up doing is teleporting himself to higher and higher buildings and jumping off of them, gliding all the way down. But he mainly used his lucid dreams to uh…have relations with a bunch of different people.
@JonT Japan US relations?
@Mac454 yeah he probably did that.
@JonT Well that just gave a whole new meaning to that joke.
@JonT I have lucid dreams, but all I ever do is tell myself this is a dream and I need to wake up. That's great when I'm having a really horrible dream, but now I feel I've been missing out on so much!
@pitamuffin I highly recommend looking into it if you can already do it. I'm jealous!
@JonT my lucid dreams are all terrifying. i'm always paralyzed and can hear feet shuffling around me, but i can never see anyone, and i'm all begging myself to wake up because i know it's a dream but i'm still scared.
@katylava Ugh. I used to have those all the time, it's awful!
@katylava that's called sleep paralysis and it's kinda related to lucid dreaming but not the same. I know it happens to a lot of people and it sounds super scary
@katylava The best thing I learned to do was just go back to sleep. Otherwise it would take forever to wake myself up and then another forever to get back to sleep again.
I don't remember how it started, but at one point I was serving pea soup to refugees in the rubble of some kind of shelter, and the cinematic filter made everything gray and gray-green (my dreams have cinematic filters)... then later I was driving really fast along the coast at sunset, and there were vividly colored dinosaurs about 20x bigger than real dinosaurs ever were, along the inland side of the road... slowly, very slowly, craning their necks down to try to eat us, but they were too slow... then it was night and I was in a tree-line ditch with my mom and I told her I loved her as the moon exploded and the flesh burned from our bodies and we turned into skeletons and died.
@katylava
@JonT I think that may be the most perfect gif response ever created.
@trailmix Don't have any dreams to add, but I did want comment on your use of Chloe, which I did like.
I recently had a dream about walking through an airport while I was wearing snorkel gear…. Weird, huh? ;-)
@bluedog :D
When I was a kid, I had a recurring dream that I was drowning. I'd be under water, screaming "Help," so every time I screamed a bubble would float out of the water. The first bubble had an "H" in it. Then a bubble with "E" in it, etc. No one ever came to help.
That dream freaked out my mom so bad that she made all friends and relatives watch me very closely while swimming. Many decades later, I still have not drowned.
@pitamuffin phew I was getting worried that you may have drowned.
Heh, I can't remember my weirdest dreams, They all get pretty crazy and bleed together. If it's not on some level of crazy I probably wont remember. It gets pretty weird at times but here is usually how they go. They usually have something to do with floating in darkness, ambient sounds, seeing different shades of darkness floating around, I guess the best way to describe it would be dark grey cobwebs forming against a pitch black background, and then melting away to make room for otherthings, at times accompanied by loud static/white noises, or some form of repetition... Like the sound of a record at it's end rubbing up against the label. Lots of strange stuff involving pale humanoid faces and sharp teeth with blackened out eyes, dislocated jaws and the like. Crazy things like peoples faces getting stitched back together or peeling off like stories i read from Hiroshima in highschool. Needless to say stuff gets pretty real when i'm sleeping/caught in that limbo between consciousness and sleep...
Edit: Just rememembered a weird dream I had a few years ago.
I think one time I had a dream I was at disneyland but they were quickly turning it into a meat market, carving up the guests closing off sections of the park. Skies turned red and ash was billowing out smokestacks behind closed gates and mascots were trying to make part of the parks enjoyable while the others were getting sectioned off. Pretty much was a big coverup trying to get done and cast members were walking around with obnoxiously huge smiles and happy disney park songs were playing all the while...
@CowboyDann So you dreamt you went to Disneyland?
@Kleineleh yep!
@CowboyDann man your dreams sound pretty terrifying :(
@JonT I have plenty of happy dreams too but they are less likely to be remembered. The ones that shake to your teeth really stick with you.