@cengland0 There are guys that shave at my gym, which I think is kind of weird. I would get that if it was first thing in the morning, or possibly even after work on a Friday in preparation for a night on the town, but there are guys shaving during their lunch hour. I think they are just doing it by rote: shave and a shower.
@brdubb I do the same. I'm at the gym every morning by 6am to workout, shower, shave and head to work. I love feeling like I've accomplished so much before most people are awake. I'm up and alert when I get to work and have always felt it puts me ahead of those around me who barely wonder in on time.
I installed a rain shower when I rebuilt the master bath. The first part of any shower is just relaxing in the gently cascading hot water. (cue the soft Hawaiian music...)
Followed by a frantic scrubbing when you realize you relaxed too long and the hot water is running out.
Mostly, a shower is to get clean, either in the mornings before work or before girlfriend arrives for dinner. Rarely, it is for waking up, but usually I'm wide awake by the time I'm in the shower. On occasion, it is for a massage with pulsating jets of water on my lower back.
The main issue I have with this gif though is that since the stream of water is not stopped, the victim is wet. The water will be of some help to the victim.
In other words, @jaremelz should really turn the shower off.
...yeah, who wants to go to bed dirty and roll around in that filth all night. and then sleep in yesterdays crud the next day. your body sheds enough detritus overnight even when you start out clean.
Mine involves removing two cats and two dogs from the bathroom and firmly closing the bathroom door in their faces. I think the four of them firmly believe I will drown if there isn't some type of supervision of their human while she baths or urinates.
A 5-10 minute, hot as I can stand it, scrub-fest to remove the scent of sweat, milk, and exhaustion. It's glorious. @PuppyCat knows when this happens and immediately spits up on me within 10 minutes. Damn near every time.
I shower at the gym before going home.
@cengland0 mine is at the gym after working out and at least 10 minutes in the sauna before going to work (yes, I'm a crazy early morning gym person)
@cengland0 There are guys that shave at my gym, which I think is kind of weird. I would get that if it was first thing in the morning, or possibly even after work on a Friday in preparation for a night on the town, but there are guys shaving during their lunch hour. I think they are just doing it by rote: shave and a shower.
@brdubb I do the same. I'm at the gym every morning by 6am to workout, shower, shave and head to work. I love feeling like I've accomplished so much before most people are awake. I'm up and alert when I get to work and have always felt it puts me ahead of those around me who barely wonder in on time.
@RedHot I'm on the road TO work at 6 am. Not always alert...
Why does my husband always take a shower? Because pissing in the bath would be too disgusting, even for him.
@MrsPavlov Your's too? I wish I could electrify the shower, but then I would be dead too.
@MrsPavlov "Aim for the drain." Is my motto.
Ritual? It's a five minute scrub and hose off, not a virgin sacrifice or memorized script.
@MehnofLaMehncha
I slaughter a goat right before I shower, so...
@FroodyFrog Such a heathen. We sacrifice a Baratheon here.
@MrsPavlov
I own the box set of GoT, I never had any intention to read it originally, buy...
Anyways a moron ruined the complete series while i was in middle of it. I can't read the series anymore.
how?
I installed a rain shower when I rebuilt the master bath. The first part of any shower is just relaxing in the gently cascading hot water. (cue the soft Hawaiian music...)
Followed by a frantic scrubbing when you realize you relaxed too long and the hot water is running out.
@Mehrocco_Mole
@MrsPavlov perfect!
@MrsPavlov Tiny bubbles in my brain, make me crazy, make me insane!
Mostly, a shower is to get clean, either in the mornings before work or before girlfriend arrives for dinner. Rarely, it is for waking up, but usually I'm wide awake by the time I'm in the shower. On occasion, it is for a massage with pulsating jets of water on my lower back.
@baqui63 sure it's your back?
lol... @cation yeah... several herniated discs and general lower back pain. (The discs actually cause more pain in my left leg than in my back.)
Not really sure why, but I've never found the shower to be all that good a place for other activities...
@baqui63 I like brushing my teeth in there. And watching TV
Seriously?
I guess I am the only twisted fucker here.
@mfladd wait....which one are you?
@RedHot unfortunately, @jaremelz has the knife :(
@mfladd
Why's that unfortunate?
The main issue I have with this gif though is that since the stream of water is not stopped, the victim is wet.
The water will be of some help to the victim.
In other words, @jaremelz should really turn the shower off.
@mfladd Always
I like to be clean before I hit the hay.
...yeah, who wants to go to bed dirty and roll around in that filth all night. and then sleep in yesterdays crud the next day. your body sheds enough detritus overnight even when you start out clean.
Mine involves removing two cats and two dogs from the bathroom and firmly closing the bathroom door in their faces.
I think the four of them firmly believe I will drown if there isn't some type of supervision of their human while she baths or urinates.
ain't got no ritual
I like to sing a tribute to all the east coasters that loose out on sales everyday! I finish with a free style about Chick-fil-A.
Long, strong, and bound to get the friction on.
@medz Ladies?
A 5-10 minute, hot as I can stand it, scrub-fest to remove the scent of sweat, milk, and exhaustion. It's glorious. @PuppyCat knows when this happens and immediately spits up on me within 10 minutes. Damn near every time.
@Thumperchick Ha. I'm sooooo happy to be past the spit up days. Such a distinctive smell...