"A heart attack is better than cancer or alzheimers" But it's not an excuse, it's my philosophy. See also, "what's the point of living a long life if you have to waste it eating shitty food and exercising?"
@narfcake actually what's REALLY amazing, is how "good"(not really good, but real, natural) the version of that Fat Suit he dons in concerts looks, and how quickly he changes into it. maybe 2 minutes between songs, and a TON of costume changes. not just Al, but the whole band.
He really is someone you should see live in concert given the chance.
I lead a sedentary lifestyle. That being said, I've been eating a bit healthier with no increase in exercise (read: no exercise) and have lost 22 lbs in the past few months.
I seem to occasionally find all the pounds @MrsPavlov loses, and vice versa . . . We typically just blame each other.
In the end, it usually all evens out.
Never had this issue in my life.
(Fast metabolism)
@FroodyFrog Agreed. I relish every pound I am able to keep.
Same
Pms/bloat
I'm not big boned... I'm just fat.
Oh wait... I think I said that backwards.
@curtise
"I guess I haven't drank enough beer to wash out the excess fluid."
Fuck you, I'm American!
Doesn't matter how much it says you weigh, you still look as fat as you are right now.
I usually just blame it on all the fast food and soda pop I consume. Oh, and the lack of exercise.
"Yup... I'm fat"
I think somebody's screwing with all the cameras and mirrors, cuz there's just no way i'm that fat, i'll going to start working on that... next week
http://lookcuter.com/products/cheat-day
Full moon. So to speak.
I'm a failure so it's to be expected. I'm fine.
@elimanningface ...insanity later.
"I recently consumed an excess amount of calories."
I'm just too short for my weight.
Blame Obama! He did it.
Not my go to excuse but I'm learning that it is for many Americans. Maybe free public education shouldn't just stop when high school ends.
@elimanningface maybe the free public education is worth the price
I suck, I really suck.
@PocketBrain
It's just water weight...
@Nuclearfuzzbomb Exactly, I'm not overweight...I'm just carrying around an extra 40 pounds of water weight.
@Nuclearfuzzbomb Yeah, I like to spin it as "look how well hydrated I am today!"
@rawhite37 So, 65% water, 40 pounds...
@PocketBrain Nope, thats on top of the 60% that makes up the average human being. So I'm 125% water.
"A heart attack is better than cancer or alzheimers"
But it's not an excuse, it's my philosophy. See also, "what's the point of living a long life if you have to waste it eating shitty food and exercising?"
Woo, new high score!
@simplersimon
This is the best one.
@simplersimon haha! I may shirt this. (full credit will be offered)
@simplersimon Don't forget to register your high-score initials as A-S-S because that's still funny.
"Well, it has been a while since I exercised..."
Everybody believes my PCOS excuse.
I should really not drink so much beer
I tell me it's my own damn fault and degrade myself until I do better.
I keep getting fatter, but I still weigh the same. No excuses! Only resignation!
My weight goes up every time I eat something salty - soup, fast food, etc.
@olperfesser the sodium makes your body retain more water.
I have been eating too much.
I didn't know that damned scale was under me in the first place...
In the less politically correct 80's ...
@narfcake Man he is really, really fat.
@PocketBrain It's quite amazing how many parodies and personas Weird Al has taken on in the past 40 years.
(Maybe posting 'Eat It' would've been appropriate too?)
@narfcake actually what's REALLY amazing, is how "good"(not really good, but real, natural) the version of that Fat Suit he dons in concerts looks, and how quickly he changes into it. maybe 2 minutes between songs, and a TON of costume changes. not just Al, but the whole band.
He really is someone you should see live in concert given the chance.
@earlyre I'm going in June!
@sammydog01 I saw him last June, and going again this August! (on my Birthday no less!)
I don't even know where the scales are.
Chocolate
I lead a sedentary lifestyle. That being said, I've been eating a bit healthier with no increase in exercise (read: no exercise) and have lost 22 lbs in the past few months.
@DaveInSoCal Congrats!
How am I supposed to see how much I weigh when they put the screen right in front of my feet?
But I still have all my hair.
@ACraigL I can't use that excuse anymore. :(
aren't we supposed to blame the goat?
There is a micro black hole under me...I was hit by a gravity wave!
KuoH