• "Well, it's the holidays somewhere."
    "Well, it's the holidays somewhere."
  • "I'm wearing my heavy clothes today."
    "I'm wearing my heavy clothes today."
  • "If I just look at a donut, I gain five pounds because I don't understand how science works."
    "If I just look at a donut, I gain five pounds because I don't understand how science works."
  • "That full moon the other night is wreaking havoc on the Earth's gravitational field."
    "That full moon the other night is wreaking havoc on the Earth's gravitational field."
  • "Now my 'I Beat Anorexia' t-shirt will be even more hilarious."
    "Now my 'I Beat Anorexia' t-shirt will be even more hilarious."
  • "I'd rather have a healthy body image than a healthy body."
    "I'd rather have a healthy body image than a healthy body."
  • "Damn these glands!"
    "Damn these glands!"
  • Some other excuse you'll fool yourself with in the forum
    Some other excuse you'll fool yourself with in the forum
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