@Zaprz@railek You’ve got to do it right! Here’s what I did: First, I got my legs waxed. Yes, it hurts, but for a lot shorter time than epilating. Then, as the hair grew back, I used the epilator on it. Hairs have different growth cycles, so they don’t all grow back at the same time. If it’s only a few hairs at a time, you hardly feel it, and it only takes a few seconds to do, unlike shaving, which is a huge time commitment (for me, at least). I’ve been doing it that way for 6 or 7 years, and I have very little hair left on my legs. I just wish I had thought of it sooner.
@zinimusprime the problem I found, is when the hair left my scalp, it just migrated a little bit south… almost like a second puberty… started growing in/on my ears hardcore, nose hairs got thicker and longer, eyebrows started to bush, etc.
haven’t had any grow from the outside of my nose yet, but i fear it’s coming.
@blaineg@zinimusprime negative.
never a fan of the comb over…
heck I’ve given MANY people permission to shoot me in the head if they EVER see me with one.
@blaineg@earlyre@zinimusprime My father tried the comb-over at a certain age. Also Grecian Formula which I think was a thing at the time for making the gray go away. Seemed silly to me.
Chemical hair removal cream. Either completely doesn’t work or causes chemical burns. No in-between
@triavalon Ugh, yes - I’d forgotten about that stuff. On top of it all it smells nasty.
@triavalon ive tried it on my upper lip. Makes me numb for days. Nope
Atmospheric re-entry.
TIG welder.
Guillotine.
Anhydrous hydrogen chloride
Chlorine trifluoride.
Tsar bomba
@werehatrack Leave my girlfriend out of this!!
Needle nose pliers
@heartny Wimp. Vice Grips!
Divorce lawyer?
Nitrogen triiodide
An epilady, pulling the hair out by the roots
@Zaprz At a party, I once saw a guy try to epilady his head. He had a buzz cut to start with. Then he had scars. OMGoodness is right!
@Zaprz @railek You’ve got to do it right! Here’s what I did: First, I got my legs waxed. Yes, it hurts, but for a lot shorter time than epilating. Then, as the hair grew back, I used the epilator on it. Hairs have different growth cycles, so they don’t all grow back at the same time. If it’s only a few hairs at a time, you hardly feel it, and it only takes a few seconds to do, unlike shaving, which is a huge time commitment (for me, at least). I’ve been doing it that way for 6 or 7 years, and I have very little hair left on my legs. I just wish I had thought of it sooner.
Fire, fire, fire, heh, heh. Ouch!
@hchavers Yeah! Yeah! What you said! Heh heh huh heh.
Self Immolation
@tweezak I think he was shaved before the fire started
Praying and waiting for alopecia.
I used to have a dog that would use those front teeth and pull either arm or leg hair out. Man that hurt.
Switchblade.
Napalm.
Also - several weasels.
@capnjb A dozen crazed ones, yes?
@werehatrack You do you. No one is here to judge.
@capnjb
@capnjb @macromeh
Tweezers
Weed whacker.
Epilator
Unwanted hair?! I want it back!!!
@zinimusprime the problem I found, is when the hair left my scalp, it just migrated a little bit south… almost like a second puberty… started growing in/on my ears hardcore, nose hairs got thicker and longer, eyebrows started to bush, etc.
haven’t had any grow from the outside of my nose yet, but i fear it’s coming.
@earlyre @zinimusprime Grow your nose hair out, and comb it back.
@blaineg @zinimusprime negative.
never a fan of the comb over…
heck I’ve given MANY people permission to shoot me in the head if they EVER see me with one.
@blaineg @earlyre @zinimusprime My father tried the comb-over at a certain age. Also Grecian Formula which I think was a thing at the time for making the gray go away. Seemed silly to me.
Oh crap, I’m about at that age now.
@earlyre second puberty is making me literally laugh out loud
@zinimusprime well… you know… body going through changes, hair started growing in “funny places”… etc…
@earlyre Wait, does this have something to do with my voice finally changing?
Duct tape.
Depends where the hair is-need more info.
/showme robotic depilation machine without showing any naughty bits unless you really want to
@pmarin
guess it took you to your word.
@chienfou LOL prudish AI bot…
One X at a time.
KuoH