That it has two straps that go around the back of your head rather than those ear loops that pull out my hearing aids every time I take those ear loop masks off.
@chienfou First masks we bought were KN95 from China and had the two bands and liked them so I got used to them. Tried the around the ears ones when those ran out and they didn’t fit as tightly as I liked and of course the hearing aid issue was the main problem. Then finally saw some N95 masks at Costco that had the 2 straps but they were expensive-over $ 250 for 100, but I bought them anyway. Been using them ever since.
@Felton10
Since I work in an ER putting a mask on/off has been a real PITA with my hearing aids as well. And yes, a good N95 will have two pull over straps that will be less painful for the hearing aids.
A section around the nose that is denser, to reduce fogging of glasses, would be amazingly helpful.
@werehatrack N95 sometimes have this. Works pretty well.
A material that doesn’t bother my face or smell weird.
@RiotDemon
Odiferous mask
Doesn’t hurt cause you stink worse
Haha you’re smelly
Sorry that was mean
Drop a childish diss online
Distracts from bleak life
@replicacobra @RiotDemon
The bleakness of life
subsides momentarily
through witty banter
At least I am safe
if I trust my Chinese mask
but Oww my ears hurt
That people wear it.
@mike808
Community mask
Do you also want used condoms?
Wear your own thank you
@mike808 @replicacobra
Sadly I must warn
eight syllables is too many
see what I did there?
@pmarin @replicacobra
Yes, Replicacobra
has screwed the pooch on syllables
terrible haiku form
@mike808 @pmarin
Oh lawd can’t edit
Nice sidestep on the condoms
My glasses were fogged
Halloween mask?
That the eye-holes are large enough to see through.
@daveinwarsh
I have long opined
The best costume for this year
Is Master Shredder
/giphy shredder secret ooze
There is no good mask.
@tweezak Especially those with beards
@rtjhnstn @tweezak
Whhhaaattt? There are masks with beards???
@chienfou @rtjhnstn @tweezak
Mask granting a beard
A van dyke erupts when worn
I think they would sell.
Just put a bag over your head
@robertvigil and do it for Old Glory
@robertvigil Then you will be able to easily recognize the anti-maskers.
The best mask will be the one that’s no longer needed.
@kittykat9180 Dream on, KittyKat, those days ain’t coming back.
That it actually does what you think it does
Aesthetic.
…
That’s funny, Chin-hugging bottom bit was my nickname in college.
That it has two straps that go around the back of your head rather than those ear loops that pull out my hearing aids every time I take those ear loop masks off.
@Felton10
I feel your pain!
@chienfou First masks we bought were KN95 from China and had the two bands and liked them so I got used to them. Tried the around the ears ones when those ran out and they didn’t fit as tightly as I liked and of course the hearing aid issue was the main problem. Then finally saw some N95 masks at Costco that had the 2 straps but they were expensive-over $ 250 for 100, but I bought them anyway. Been using them ever since.
@Felton10
Since I work in an ER putting a mask on/off has been a real PITA with my hearing aids as well. And yes, a good N95 will have two pull over straps that will be less painful for the hearing aids.
Why aren’t there masks that double as Halloween costumes. I mean, the ninjas from Mortal Kombat ought to be the #1 costume during this time of Covid.
@Rueki
or date discouragers…
@Rueki @replicacobra
was once illegal
to enter bank with a mask
and now without one
@chienfou @Rueki @replicacobra
date discourager?
I bet before Photoshop
she was pretty cute
@pmarin
if you strip the mask
beauty beneath the surface
and yet is skin deep.
@chienfou @pmarin @replicacobra @Rueki
@mike808
best worn if you have saggy jowls…
@chienfou @mike808 Or saggy something else??
@Felton10 You know, he could have achieved “two-layer protection” if he had just rotated the underwear a little further counterclockwise on his head…
Best part is if it says 3M N95 NIOSH certified Made in USA and is actually not counterfeit.
@pmarin Technically speaking, NIOSH doesn’t certify respirators, they only issue “approvals”…
Have posting this before but as long as we are talking about masks and the best way to wear them.
@Felton10
And for @OldCatLady and friends:
@Felton10 @mike808 @replcacobra
The masks were okay
but then came the maskini
I cannot unsee
@Felton10
Fucking bloody wankers at The Mirror UK. Blocked the Borat “Wear Mask, Save Live” poster image.
Here it is from another source - The Sun UK.
Support obviously.