That it has two straps that go around the back of your head rather than those ear loops that pull out my hearing aids every time I take those ear loop masks off.
@chienfou First masks we bought were KN95 from China and had the two bands and liked them so I got used to them. Tried the around the ears ones when those ran out and they didn’t fit as tightly as I liked and of course the hearing aid issue was the main problem. Then finally saw some N95 masks at Costco that had the 2 straps but they were expensive-over $ 250 for 100, but I bought them anyway. Been using them ever since.
@Felton10
Since I work in an ER putting a mask on/off has been a real PITA with my hearing aids as well. And yes, a good N95 will have two pull over straps that will be less painful for the hearing aids.
That people wear it.
@mike808
Community mask
Do you also want used condoms?
Wear your own thank you
@mike808 @replicacobra
Sadly I must warn
eight syllables is too many
see what I did there?
@pmarin @replicacobra
Yes, Replicacobra
has screwed the pooch on syllables
terrible haiku form
@mike808 @pmarin
Oh lawd can’t edit
Nice sidestep on the condoms
My glasses were fogged
A section around the nose that is denser, to reduce fogging of glasses, would be amazingly helpful.
@werehatrack N95 sometimes have this. Works pretty well.
A material that doesn’t bother my face or smell weird.
@RiotDemon
Odiferous mask
Doesn’t hurt cause you stink worse
Haha you’re smelly
Sorry that was mean
Drop a childish diss online
Distracts from bleak life
@replicacobra @RiotDemon
The bleakness of life
subsides momentarily
through witty banter
At least I am safe
if I trust my Chinese mask
but Oww my ears hurt
There is no good mask.
@tweezak Especially those with beards
@rtjhnstn @tweezak
Whhhaaattt? There are masks with beards???
@chienfou @rtjhnstn @tweezak
Mask granting a beard
A van dyke erupts when worn
I think they would sell.
Aesthetic.
…
That it has two straps that go around the back of your head rather than those ear loops that pull out my hearing aids every time I take those ear loop masks off.
@Felton10
I feel your pain!
@chienfou First masks we bought were KN95 from China and had the two bands and liked them so I got used to them. Tried the around the ears ones when those ran out and they didn’t fit as tightly as I liked and of course the hearing aid issue was the main problem. Then finally saw some N95 masks at Costco that had the 2 straps but they were expensive-over $ 250 for 100, but I bought them anyway. Been using them ever since.
@Felton10
Since I work in an ER putting a mask on/off has been a real PITA with my hearing aids as well. And yes, a good N95 will have two pull over straps that will be less painful for the hearing aids.
Halloween mask?
That the eye-holes are large enough to see through.
@daveinwarsh
I have long opined
The best costume for this year
Is Master Shredder
/giphy shredder secret ooze
The best mask will be the one that’s no longer needed.
@kittykat9180 Dream on, KittyKat, those days ain’t coming back.
Just put a bag over your head
@robertvigil and do it for Old Glory
@robertvigil Then you will be able to easily recognize the anti-maskers.
Why aren’t there masks that double as Halloween costumes. I mean, the ninjas from Mortal Kombat ought to be the #1 costume during this time of Covid.
@Rueki
or date discouragers…
@Rueki @replicacobra
was once illegal
to enter bank with a mask
and now without one
@chienfou @Rueki @replicacobra
date discourager?
I bet before Photoshop
she was pretty cute
@pmarin
if you strip the mask
beauty beneath the surface
and yet is skin deep.
@chienfou @pmarin @replicacobra @Rueki
@mike808
best worn if you have saggy jowls…
@chienfou @mike808 Or saggy something else??
That it actually does what you think it does
That’s funny, Chin-hugging bottom bit was my nickname in college.
@Felton10 You know, he could have achieved “two-layer protection” if he had just rotated the underwear a little further counterclockwise on his head…
Have posting this before but as long as we are talking about masks and the best way to wear them.
@Felton10
And for @OldCatLady and friends:
@Felton10 @mike808 @replcacobra
The masks were okay
but then came the maskini
I cannot unsee
@Felton10
Fucking bloody wankers at The Mirror UK. Blocked the Borat “Wear Mask, Save Live” poster image.
Here it is from another source - The Sun UK.
Best part is if it says 3M N95 NIOSH certified Made in USA and is actually not counterfeit.
@pmarin Technically speaking, NIOSH doesn’t certify respirators, they only issue “approvals”…
Support obviously.