What's the most clever brand name ever?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:00am ET

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duodec said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:02am ET:

Meh.

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- @duodec ... Latin for "Mediocre deals on mediocre products."
  
  PocketBrain said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 8:54am ET
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Veloslave said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:04am ET:

How about Coca Cola for cocaine????

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HELLOALICE said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:04am ET:

Ajax dish soap, stronger than grease.

Named after Ajax, the Greek warrior. Known for his strength. Stronger than Greece.

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- @HELLOALICE Greece vs Grease. I approve!
  
  Pamtha said Sun, Oct 11th 2015 at 9:45am ET
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kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:05am ET:

I saw a salon in St Thomas called "Curl up and Dye" and a candle store in London called "Wax Eloquent". (Not exactly brand names, but noteworthy).

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- @KDemo I have a photo of Chutzpah Bagels in VA
  
  chr said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:09am ET
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lichme said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:12am ET:

HeadOn - Apply directly to the forehead

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- @lichme Just in case there is someone out there who hasn't been graced by this commercial.
  
  Chops said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:28am ET
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- @lichme Apply directly to your mother fucking forehead, bitch. Jams stick into forehead
  
  DonberKon said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:46am ET
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- thismyusername said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 6:39am ET
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- @Chops That was a good video! I was shocked at 8:02!
  
  kadagan said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 10:16am ET
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Collin1000 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:14am ET:

The coffee shop at a number of colleges around my area is called Freudian Sip.

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- @Collin1000 mine too! Could we be near each other? Cofffee shops are Freudian Sip and the pizza place is Pizza 3.14.
  
  ConAndLibrarian said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:28am ET
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- @conandlibrarian I am dying at Pizza 3.14! We are indeed near each other, though we went to different CSU schools.
  
  Collin1000 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 11:07pm ET
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medz said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:23am ET:

Eucopia
Damn that Toon is clever!

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Chops said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:27am ET:

Truck Nuts. No question.

(Because "nuts" is another word for testicles.. LOL)

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- @Chops I just saw a couple big, loud trucks speeding through traffic with those hanging from the back and confederate flags in the back widows. Truck Nuts: heritage, not hate
  
  medz said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:30am ET
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- @medz lol, if I find out they weren't rolling coal and blasting Skynyrd too, I'm going to be sorely disappointed (in America).
  
  Chops said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:01am ET
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- @Chops aka Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Highway Hangers, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks
  
  thismyusername said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 11:28pm ET
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Lotsofgoats said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:57am ET:

this doesn't count but it's going in this thread

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stephenisthebak said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 3:14am ET:

There's a breakfast / coffee cafe (that I never saw officially open) in Durham, NC called "Baggetteaboutit". Get it? Like "Forget About It" but in the literation style of a New York / Boston accent? Ok so I thought it was amusing and clever. Just Fah-get-a-bod-it.

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kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 4:02am ET:

I buy Mezzetta Tamed Jalapenos. They are a cross between bell peppers and jalapenos developed at Texas A&M University. Texas A&M = TAM ∴ Tamed Jalapenos.

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- kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 4:06am ET
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- @KDemo Seems like a total waste of jalapenos to me.
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:30am ET
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- @KDemo I did not know this. Now that I've learned something truly new to me, I can be happy for today. (I've learned other "new" things today, for example, I read about a 19 year old from "white bred Long Island" getting kicked out of yet another college for a drunken and racist rant... while that was new to me, it isn't anything really new.)
  
  baqui63 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 10:12am ET
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- @cinoclav -No jalapeños were harmed in the cultivation process.
  
  kdemo said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 10:58am ET
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2many2no said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 4:23am ET:

Erector Set, well, because Erector.

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jml326 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 6:34am ET:

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- @jml326 that Dirk fellow is really proud of doing a vidcap
  
  nadroj said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 7:35am ET
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- @nadroj You weren't kidding. Literally over half the video is just his logos. Absolutely ridiculous.
  
  deputyderp said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 8:33am ET
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- @jml326 I expect phenylpropanolamine being banned had something to do with it's demise.
  
  sammydog01 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:22am ET
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nadroj said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 7:32am ET:

Amazon. It's like they knew their future would be streaming content.

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djslack said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 8:48am ET:

For sheer narcissism, Adidas and Arm & Hammer have a lot going for them.

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cinoclav said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:31am ET:

A real business around the corner from where my buddy used to live in Delaware. I'd like to believe they truly are booty specialists.

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- @cinoclav Seems they've really got it down to a science.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:49pm ET
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- @cinoclav When I was an Analyst, I was just one letter 'c' away from being an Anal Cyst.
  
  medz said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:53pm ET
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- @medz
  
  ACraigL said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:58pm ET
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- @cinoclav Do you think anyone was bummed to find out what they really did?
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:17pm ET
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- @jaremelz Heh, heh... she said 'bum.'
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 2:47pm ET
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- @cinoclav
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 3:10pm ET
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- thismyusername said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 11:31pm ET
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ACraigL said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:38am ET:

Jack! Jack! Waiter, you're name is Jack, right?

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- *your Dammit
  
  ACraigL said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 10:19am ET
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Starblind said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 9:52am ET:

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- @Starblind It's not the name, it's the fact that it's recycled...
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:06pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 10:59am ET:

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- @carl669
  
  hollboll said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:19pm ET
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- @carl669 @hollboll
  
  @hollboll
  
  connorbush said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:50pm ET
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medz said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 12:52pm ET:

http://www.bigassfans.com/
You may have already seen one of these in the gym or something and thought, "Wow. That's a big-ass fan."
Bonus points because it sounds like they're fans of asses.(Who isn't?!)

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- @medz Saw one of these in an Ikea, and went "Woah, that's a big ass fan!" Then saw the logo in the middle and laughed, then proceeded to take a picture.
  
  Bogie said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 3:39pm ET
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lichme said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:02pm ET:

This is a business down the street from where I just moved from.

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- @lichme
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:04pm ET
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- @lichme @jaremelz I live in Beaver County, and drive on Big Beaver Blvd every day.. There are both an Adult Book Store and a strip club on Big Beaver Blvd, but neither of them took advantage of the naming opportunities.
  
  kadagan said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 2:18pm ET
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JerseyFrank said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 1:52pm ET:

This auto body shop lives on referrals:
Wreck O Mend, Freehold, NJ

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WTFhqwhgads said Thu, Oct 8th 2015 at 8:48pm ET:

They should open one of these in Carrollton.

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f00l said Sat, Oct 10th 2015 at 7:19pm ET:

Well dammit, Janet!

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Pamtha said Sun, Oct 11th 2015 at 9:50am ET:

Yeah, we had to stop for photos...

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SIMBM said Mon, Oct 19th 2015 at 8:43pm ET:

The Daily Grind, a concrete grinding service (for grinding down buckling sidewalks, etc)

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