Upside-down, with one leg thrown over your shoulder and around your neck, and the other twisted forward over the same shoulder, with one hand tucked between the two legs and your head, and the other trying to type this sentence on the phone.
Under the dash of a car on a hot day, head on the floor and legs up over the back of the seat, sweat getting in your eyes as you try to get a photo of something you can’t quite focus on directly.
@chienfou Hard to say, really, but I think not. On the one hand - I am old and grumpy, don’t like being in a pit of snakes, and am fond of telling people: “It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.” On the other hand - I’m not rich, can’t understand Wookee, and am almost positive that I have never been married to Calista Flockhart.
69
@yakkoTDI
Not sure you’re aware, but the sexual term “69” has been officially changed to “96” due to the increased cost of eating out.
Upside-down, with one leg thrown over your shoulder and around your neck, and the other twisted forward over the same shoulder, with one hand tucked between the two legs and your head, and the other trying to type this sentence on the phone.
@shahnm
and yet you STILL managed to type this without any errors.
/giphy well done
@chienfou I’m damn good.
In your lap, looking down, while driving.
@arieltf
/giphy no
@arieltf
In a public bathroom with the person in the next stall answering your questions too.
Up skirt
Dishwasher.
Okay, raise your hand if you’ve dropped your phone on your face while in bed with it.
@Salanth
@Salanth
/giphy face drop
Missionary
Sitting in a parked car, waiting for the SO, but you have to have it in the mount so it can charge.
Under the dash of a car on a hot day, head on the floor and legs up over the back of the seat, sweat getting in your eyes as you try to get a photo of something you can’t quite focus on directly.
@werehatrack
BTDT! And you are correct. It sux!
At work with everyone else listening.
Answering an urgent call from your boss while you are in a town meeting - working undercover in an Amish community.
@rockblossom
are you really Harrison Ford?
@chienfou Hard to say, really, but I think not. On the one hand - I am old and grumpy, don’t like being in a pit of snakes, and am fond of telling people: “It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage.” On the other hand - I’m not rich, can’t understand Wookee, and am almost positive that I have never been married to Calista Flockhart.
@chienfou @rockblossom Amen to that! Can I get a witness?!
@rockblossom @yakkoTDI
ISWYDT! (and I love it!)