I’m probably too tired to math it out, but we’ve got two people in a house with one full and one half bath. 1.33 people per bathroom? Is that right? (This is why I was a theater major.)
Anyway, I voted for 1:1, because we can both poop at the same time.
I voted 1:1 because there is 1 me in my apartment, and 1 bathroom. But that’s not really the entire story, because there’s also a mystery toilet in the laundry room, so…
At work though? Horrendous. As a software engineer (a rather male-dominated field, unfortunately) at Amazon in a building with “high density” seating, I share the one male bathroom on the floor (two urinals and two toilets) with probably 50-80 other men.
When you gotta go and end up having to run up the stairs 2-3 floors because all the toilets are taken on all of the floors, you know it’s bad.
My wife and I finally have a place with two bathrooms, and it has ruined us. We can never go back to one. We’re stuck in the two-bathroom-renting cycle.
Definitely 5+ per 2 Loo’s, 'cos, as other kooky people have said, cats count, right?! Of course they do!! …As anyone who owns…Ummm (silly me!!)
I mean who’s OWNED by, kitties you can NEVER, EVER, go to the bathroom ALONE. It’s like having a Personal Potty Entourage. Isn’t that invasion of privacy? Or perhaps Co-Dependency?? Okay, okay, I’ll admit it, I’m powerless over the number of frisky felines I’m owned by.
Hell, I’m not even sure WHY my 2 bathrooms have doors.
Awww, crap (Whoopsie!!)…I completely forgot about the !! No, my dog isn’t PINK…Or IS he?! He’s always right there with the felines, crammed into the bathroom. Sure glad I don’t suffer from “performance anxiety”!!
@DoodleMom That sounds about right. One of my cats comes running each time I am in there. Not sure what he expects will happen, but he is eternally hopeful apparently.
Grew up 6 people and one bathroom. Now one person one bathroom + cats who believe the bathtub is theirs to lounge in or to bring toys into to bat around in the middle of the night, the faucet is their drinking fountain and my job is to turn it on, the toilet is their pond to drink from and under the sink is their secret hideout where whatever is under there needs moved around to suit their current sleeping position or to confetti when bored.
One person and one dog, 2 full + 2 half baths… since they are half does 2 halfs make one whole OR does 2 toilets mean four total bathrooms? It is too early for math
@tinamarie1974 Two halves DO make a whole! But as you say, the holes might be more important than the wholes. Either way, it looks like you’re in good shape!
@mfladd
He’s got important paperwork to file…
I’m probably too tired to math it out, but we’ve got two people in a house with one full and one half bath. 1.33 people per bathroom? Is that right? (This is why I was a theater major.)
Anyway, I voted for 1:1, because we can both poop at the same time.
@dannybeans At least you don’t have to share the toilet?
@dannybeans 2.5 bathrooms so we two can have a guest and still provide for all present to handle simultaneous moments of human urgency.
@duodec Same here
I voted 1:1 because there is 1 me in my apartment, and 1 bathroom. But that’s not really the entire story, because there’s also a mystery toilet in the laundry room, so…
@brhfl mystery toilet:
@RiotDemon It looks just like that, how did you know?!
@brhfl Most crucial of metrics
@brhfl
Any room’s a bathroom if circumstances demand it. There’s a gif for this, but no…just no.
wonder who has the highest number of “or more” bathrooms out there…the sheer number of choices would overwhelm. especially Sunday morning.
Well we have four to a bathroom but it’s perfectly easy to share because in reality it’s two for the crapper and in emergencies, two for the bush.
They forgot to allow for the drain in the center of the garage in many older homes…
4 Bathrooms, 2 people who can use them,
1 person and 2 cats. Cats count, right?
@PocketBrain
@RedMartian but does he flush?
@RiotDemon the ad is curiously silent on that issue
@PocketBrain
@RiotDemon What about putting the seat down?!
1 1/2 baths, 1 human and 1 cat to use them. The cat doesn’t use the tub or the shower.
@therealjrn mine use the tub, just not when water is in it.
A perfect 1:1 when it’s just us…
For some reason, we have family members who just drop by to use the bathroom because,
@2many2no Tell them they just can’t hang out there.
@mfladd
/giphy Perfect!
@2many2no Maybe because they can’t afford toilet paper?! Just a thought!!
@DoodleMom
/image Yeah, that’s the ticket.
1.5 people per bathroom, I guess. There are 2 of us, but my roommate is home maybe 3 nights a week
Just two people per bathroom at home.
At work though? Horrendous. As a software engineer (a rather male-dominated field, unfortunately) at Amazon in a building with “high density” seating, I share the one male bathroom on the floor (two urinals and two toilets) with probably 50-80 other men.
When you gotta go and end up having to run up the stairs 2-3 floors because all the toilets are taken on all of the floors, you know it’s bad.
@grum That’s crazy (and sucks).
1 for me, 1 for my two roommates. Theirs is also the guest bathroom. I feel like I won a small prize in the bathroom lottery.
My wife and I finally have a place with two bathrooms, and it has ruined us. We can never go back to one. We’re stuck in the two-bathroom-renting cycle.
Definitely 5+ per 2 Loo’s, 'cos, as other kooky
people have said, cats count, right?! Of course they do!! 
…As anyone who owns…Ummm (silly me!!)
you can NEVER, EVER, go to the bathroom ALONE. It’s like having a Personal Potty Entourage. Isn’t that invasion of privacy? Or perhaps Co-Dependency?? Okay, okay, I’ll admit it, I’m powerless over the number of frisky felines I’m owned by. 
I mean who’s OWNED by, kitties
Hell, I’m not even sure WHY my 2 bathrooms have doors.
Awww, crap (Whoopsie!!)…I completely forgot about the
!! No, my dog isn’t PINK…Or IS he?! He’s always right there with the felines, crammed into the bathroom. Sure glad I don’t suffer from “performance anxiety”!! 
@DoodleMom There’s a reason why I just stick with catshirts instead of cats.
@DoodleMom That sounds about right. One of my cats comes running each time I am in there. Not sure what he expects will happen, but he is eternally hopeful apparently.
Does the box of Depends count as a bathroom or is each indvidual one a bathroom? At this point the math is kind of fuzzy
Three people, three full plus one half bath. But as of this morning no water. Have to call the well guy and hope he can come out on a Saturday. Swell.
@macromeh Swell well water?
Grew up 6 people and one bathroom. Now one person one bathroom + cats who believe the bathtub is theirs to lounge in or to bring toys into to bat around in the middle of the night, the faucet is their drinking fountain and my job is to turn it on, the toilet is their pond to drink from and under the sink is their secret hideout where whatever is under there needs moved around to suit their current sleeping position or to confetti when bored.
One person and one dog, 2 full + 2 half baths… since they are half does 2 halfs make one whole OR does 2 toilets mean four total bathrooms? It is too early for math
@tinamarie1974 Two halves DO make a whole! But as you say, the holes might be more important than the wholes. Either way, it looks like you’re in good shape!