Eat an appropriate assortment of actual foods that have been processed as little as practical, and in the case of vegetables and fruits, were picked when fully ripe.
Since this is this place I’m going to give a little bit of a rant. How many of you remember when Tylenol came in a little red tablets that were like almost candy-coated. And there was so much backlash that they took them off the market because they thought that kids would think that they were candy. And now everything in their existence comes as a gummy and they taste nasty most of them and how come people aren’t worried the kids will think that those are candy.? And I don’t just mean vitamins I mean you can get all kinds of actual medicine as a gummy and I don’t like them I did like the candy-coated Tylenol although
@Cerridwyn@katbyter I was not aware that there was gummy medicine available now, and that does worry me a bit. I’d settle for bottles or blister packs or whatever that were possible to open, though. I remember when I was a kid (in the 90s) that medical stuff was easy to open. It was “child safe” so babies would have a modest difficulty opening it, but you could get in. Now a lot of the packaging is tough for adults. I’m not sure how the gummy variants are packaged, but if they are like a lot of the other stuff, I am not sure if the kids will be able to get in without a whole lot of effort or using knives or scissors or something else that would already be a problem.
(You’re right, though, that gummy medicine is not really a trend we should encourage for most OTC stuff. Candy and medicine should be at least visually distinct.)
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms!
I mean eat real food and ignore the tick tock/YouTube bs. The ones obsessed with flax seed are an obvious one and they get off on poisoning themselves and they’re kids sometimes
Fresh offal
Thinking real hard about it.
Eat an appropriate assortment of actual foods that have been processed as little as practical, and in the case of vegetables and fruits, were picked when fully ripe.
Good luck with that.
Since this is this place I’m going to give a little bit of a rant. How many of you remember when Tylenol came in a little red tablets that were like almost candy-coated. And there was so much backlash that they took them off the market because they thought that kids would think that they were candy. And now everything in their existence comes as a gummy and they taste nasty most of them and how come people aren’t worried the kids will think that those are candy.? And I don’t just mean vitamins I mean you can get all kinds of actual medicine as a gummy and I don’t like them I did like the candy-coated Tylenol although
@Cerridwyn I remember orange “kids” aspirin
@Cerridwyn @katbyter I was not aware that there was gummy medicine available now, and that does worry me a bit. I’d settle for bottles or blister packs or whatever that were possible to open, though. I remember when I was a kid (in the 90s) that medical stuff was easy to open. It was “child safe” so babies would have a modest difficulty opening it, but you could get in. Now a lot of the packaging is tough for adults. I’m not sure how the gummy variants are packaged, but if they are like a lot of the other stuff, I am not sure if the kids will be able to get in without a whole lot of effort or using knives or scissors or something else that would already be a problem.
(You’re right, though, that gummy medicine is not really a trend we should encourage for most OTC stuff. Candy and medicine should be at least visually distinct.)
@Cerridwyn marijuana edibles, for example
@Cerridwyn
Step on your food a couple times before you eat it so it’s more nutrient dense.
Siphoning off the youth of strangers.
@brainmist
Eat free grass and dirt just like a herbivore.
Soylent Green
@hchavers
People, people who eat people, are the yuckiest people in the world… 
@hchavers Why restrict yourself to green?
https://arstechnica.com/series/ars-does-soylent/
Are suppositories an option?
Asking for a friend.
@tweezak Is your friend an a-hole?
Buy them. Making them yourself is just too much effort…
@shahnm Not if you can use Calvin’s Transmogrifier.
Binge Eating => “nutrient dense”
Then comes the DUDE pressure washer.
@phendrick Apologies. I’d meant to do this sooner and elsewhere…
⊃∪⊃≡
Gorge yourself.
Onionsoup
@OnionSoup siphons off youth
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms!
I wondered if there was more to that ditty past the first three lines. Thanks very much!
I mean eat real food and ignore the tick tock/YouTube bs. The ones obsessed with flax seed are an obvious one and they get off on poisoning themselves and they’re kids sometimes
Skinpopping nutrient-enhanced, enriched opiods?