Save some cool cash by not buying them, and jump in my cool pool instead.
@Pony (Psst- unicorn pool floats 2 for $13.50 for VMPs at Morningsave.)
@sammydog01 YESSSS! Sold! Thanks for the horns up! endurable-mentionable-oil
Make my dogs cool(er)…
@moondrake I dunno- I think those dogs are already about as cool as it gets.
Use them as cooling towels and shop rags when they become lame.
/image towel cool lame
It’s still hotter than the sun here in Florida and I wish these worked, but evaporative cooling doesn’t work when the humidity is 99% every day until mid December.
@cpierce That’s why I picked shorts. Gotta keep the junk cool.
I would put all 12 on the top shelf of my junk closet, where they would rest undisturbed until my next of kin discover them. I not want these, would not use them.
Bonfire. I mean, ahh, cool bonfire. Carcinogenic at the very least.
Finally keep my balls cool during the Florida Summers.
@yakkoTDI how long have your balls been lame?
Look at my credit card statement to see if I bought them while I was drunk, otherwise try to give them back.
@hchavers you can just look at your orders here on meh and it shows everything you have bought.
@hchavers @Kidsandliz Sure, but Meh doesn’t tell you if you were drunk or not when you bought something.
@hchavers @lljk Sounds like you guys need a breathalyzer interlock on your keyboards. At least around midnight EST.
I’d cool all the dogs in the neighborhood!
Make a new Sactional cover.
We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies.
Donate them to the homeless.
I can think of nothing cool to do with such ugly towels.
I would stop Global Warming.