If I bought them ( I won’t. I can’t even stand the smell of corn nuts) I guess I could leave them on the porch. The squirrels might enjoy them. I’d have to unwrap them first though, since squirrels don’t use trash cans. And if they smell like corn nuts I wouldn’t open more than one, because they stink.
@Kyeh Exactly, except mine will either be disintegrated by soaking in the rain or encased in ice like Ötzi, as described in my rating of FedDicks under another topic in current rotation.
We have big ass Baltimore rats in my neighborhood and ooh oooh! I bet some bowls of these snacks would make my neighbors very upset . On the other hand, I don’t want to catch the bubonic plague, or even see them running along my fence, in a surprisingly agile manner. Did I mention they are Big Ass Rats? Big as a small cat. They are freaky. So I’m gonna pass.
@Kyeh I wish I still had my security cam footage (courtesy of a cam from meh.com (air horn sounds)) of one running along the top of the chain link fence. It triggered the video capture so I checked it, it looked like a large hamster or a very small dog, and then I saw its tail
I’m buying 300 packs of these for all the porches I have, front, back, and side. Also getting 300 each for my balconies, rooftop observatory, and pergola.
That means I’m buying zero packs.
Can’t order these. If they arrived on my porch I would feel compelled the give them all little round shields and line them up in rows in front of my door, which would be decorated to look like the Fire Pillars of Sparta.
Nothing, since I’m not buying them.
Nonexistent. I live in Nebraska and have no need for additional corn, snack or otherwise.
Like a cardboard box with a FedEx label on it?
If I bought them ( I won’t. I can’t even stand the smell of corn nuts) I guess I could leave them on the porch. The squirrels might enjoy them. I’d have to unwrap them first though, since squirrels don’t use trash cans. And if they smell like corn nuts I wouldn’t open more than one, because they stink.
Are you insinuating my mailbox is too small?
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The size of the box in image #5.
@Kyeh Exactly, except mine will either be disintegrated by soaking in the rain or encased in ice like Ötzi, as described in my rating of FedDicks under another topic in current rotation.
Gone until the thrives open and return it. No, I don’t have nice thieves and they DO return it.
We have big ass Baltimore rats in my neighborhood and ooh oooh! I bet some bowls of these snacks would make my neighbors very upset
. On the other hand, I don’t want to catch the bubonic plague, or even see them running along my fence, in a surprisingly agile manner. Did I mention they are Big Ass Rats? Big as a small cat. They are freaky. So I’m gonna pass.
@kerryzero
Yikes!
@kerryzero Are they really big and grey?
@Kyeh I wish I still had my security cam footage (courtesy of a cam from meh.com
(air horn sounds)) of one running along the top of the chain link fence. It triggered the video capture so I checked it, it looked like a large hamster or a very small dog, and then I saw its tail 
It will look like something the size of last week’s winning lottery ticket I also didn’t have.
Corn is why everyone in this and every other country is fat as hell. No way I’m buying this crap.
I’m buying 300 packs of these for all the porches I have, front, back, and side. Also getting 300 each for my balconies, rooftop observatory, and pergola.
That means I’m buying zero packs.
Will this order make my porch look big?
Can’t order these. If they arrived on my porch I would feel compelled the give them all little round shields and line them up in rows in front of my door, which would be decorated to look like the Fire Pillars of Sparta.
All I know is if it weighs the same as a duck, I should burn it.
@macromeh
ISWYDT!
@chienfou @macromeh I don’t…
@Kyeh
this will help… (esp the part at about 2:25)
@chienfou Aaaah, thanks. I’m woefully ignorant about MP.
@Kyeh
you don’t know what you are missing!
@chienfou Oh, I’ve seen some of it … just haven’t become immersed in it so far. Maybe one of these days!