@2many2no When I was teenager, back in the stone age, this was called “The Popeil Pocket Fisherman, By Ronco.” One of the many inventions of the “Father of the Infomercial”, Ron Popeil.
@Star2236 No way! I rocked one of those for a long time. Way better than stuffing pockets. I wore out one of the Meh branded ones and a nice member sent me an extra. I have not used one recently though. I have been wearing a backpack.
@speediedelivery@Star2236
Harder to misplace than a purse, easier to get things out of when you’re at a drive-through than if you"re equipped with pocketses. I’ve been using one for years. But it’s leather.
If the fuel and grain prices keep spiking, I’m going to need some tactical bread boxes and gas cans! Might also need tactical gutters if the hackers succeed in disrupting the utility infrastructure.
Waffles.
@yakkoTDI
@yakkoTDI
Tactical assault waffles, like dwarf bread only flatter and with a sharper edge?
CalorieMate was the perfect snack for Naked Snake in MGS3 and I can attest, it’s really tasty!
Hey Meh… see if you cant get some wholesale CalorieMate snacks for us!
LANA…
Tactical airstrikes where appropriate.
(Hopefully, tactical boycotts will prevail and preclude.)
Irks.
First aid kits. The ankle strap ones are nice.
Tactical Popcorn
Tactical gass cans, rations, and deep bunkers (for the coming World War III)
Tactical sports bras with a fecking easy-hooking front closure that isn’t as stiff as a chopstick.
Cyanide capsules…
Tactical fishing
@2many2no Ronco! I remember those ads!
@2many2no When I was teenager, back in the stone age, this was called “The Popeil Pocket Fisherman, By Ronco.” One of the many inventions of the “Father of the Infomercial”, Ron Popeil.
@2many2no So, tactical tackle?
/image fanny packs
@speediedelivery
The worst thing ever made. Why are they coming back???
@Star2236 No way! I rocked one of those for a long time. Way better than stuffing pockets. I wore out one of the Meh branded ones and a nice member sent me an extra. I have not used one recently though. I have been wearing a backpack.
@speediedelivery @Star2236
Harder to misplace than a purse, easier to get things out of when you’re at a drive-through than if you"re equipped with pocketses. I’ve been using one for years. But it’s leather.
@speediedelivery @Star2236 @werehatrack They are also great if you just need to bring a couple things on your bicycle ride.
Tactical Phone Holsters.
Uncle Roger Approved.
Tactical Strap-on Phone Mehrkin
Full Frontal Edition
Tactical drug-of-choice dispensers.
/image bracelet flask
Tactical pockets in women’s clothing.
@gt0163c From what I have heard pockets in general.
Tactical Bacon
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@earlyre The “customer questions” for this product are hilarious.
Tactical hand sanitizer: high-proof alcohol! Cleanse with fire!!! I mean, cleanse with the antibacterial power of alcohol!
Yeah, that.
tactical testicles? takes a licking and keeps on testicling.
or have i gone too far?
@carl669
Just remember, you’re supposed to do this in the middle of the street.
(I think maybe you’ve been hitting the chew toy a bit too much lately.)
@carl669 Kinky.
@carl669 @SEGAStaRBiTS64
They give it a couple of test tickles…
If the fuel and grain prices keep spiking, I’m going to need some tactical bread boxes and gas cans! Might also need tactical gutters if the hackers succeed in disrupting the utility infrastructure.
KuoH
Tactical Necktie.
TACTICROCS
They also come in camo flavor.
