@rpg714@yakkoTDI
Yup, we use that one. It’s a nice mild mint but I like more of a peppermint personally. Doc told us only a pea sized amount so we just add a bit to our brush along with cheap Colgate.
@mehcuda67@yakkoTDI@llangley
It just occurred to me - I wonder if that could be vodka in the bottles, rather than water? It would make it a lot more sanitary…
Oh man… I had some mint chocolate chip toothpaste, it was just like using ice cream to brush my teeth. Too bad it had SLS in it and I broke out in canker sores within days.
Je ne suis pas chez moi
Chez moi
Je ne suis pas chez moi
Chez moi, chez moi
Moi, je ne suis
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, chez moi
Je ne suis
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, chez…
But moi is actually at home irregardless of this song.
That’s right I said tooth powders, not tooth pastes.
I remember being at my grandparent’s house in France in the 60’s and them having a tin ( about the size of a hockey puck) that had a pink disk of stuff that you used to brush your teeth. You wet your brush then rubbed it around on the disk then brushed your teeth. I don’t think they were ‘individual use’ either. Just one on the counter for the family… simpler times!
Amazon used to carry a line of Japanese toothpaste that had all kinds of flavors. Some were good, like the ones that tasted like fruit or chocolate, but the weird ones like curry just sounded gross. I thought about getting one or two to try, but they were these little teeny tubes and they cost about $8 back in the early 2000s. I wasn’t that interested.
It is subjective and varies from person to person, but some popular alternatives to mint flavor for toothpaste include wintergreen, bubblegum, and fruity flavors like strawberry and peach.
Nothing. Mint is the perfect toothpaste flavor. I miss the old style Crest Cool Mint Gel.
@rpg714 Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company makes the best mint but it is sadly only a prescription toothpaste due to the high fluoride amount.
@rpg714 @yakkoTDI
Yup, we use that one. It’s a nice mild mint but I like more of a peppermint personally. Doc told us only a pea sized amount so we just add a bit to our brush along with cheap Colgate.
Dead hookers or bacon.
@yakkoTDI
@Kyeh @yakkoTDI Wait til they get to the flossing part.
@yakkoTDI separate is okay but never EVER mix those two…I hope we all know why…
@Kyeh @mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI
THAT’S NOT REAL.
But this is. Starts at the 1:17 mark
. Crescendo at 2:43!
@llangley @mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI
Our civilization is in decline.
But at least it wasn’t vomit!!!
@mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI @llangley
It just occurred to me - I wonder if that could be vodka in the bottles, rather than water? It would make it a lot more sanitary…
@Kyeh @llangley @mehcuda67 @yakkoTDI Bit of a fire hazard, though.
Toothpaste flavor.
Cinnamon
@Cerridwyn They have that. Crest, Colgate, Close up, Tom’s, a bunch of them.
@Tadlem43
Yep. When you can find it.
I much prefer it. Mosr of the time all i can find is close-up
@Cerridwyn @Tadlem43 Tom’s for the win!
@Cerridwyn @Tadlem43 I would like Sensodyne to make a cinnamon flavor but it’s hard enough to find in the not whitening formula.
@Cerridwyn A lot of people lose their sense of taste if they use a cinnamon toothpaste. Me included.
@Cerridwyn @sammydog01 They make it. I don’t know where you can buy it, but online, they say they do make it.
@sammydog01 @Tadlem43
Mint to me just tastes yucky
@Cerridwyn @Salanth @Tadlem43 I want to look like a rabid dog when I brush my teeth, so Tom’s doesn’t cut it for me.
@lisagd @Salanth @Tadlem43
see below, since show me doesn’t work here
@Cerridwyn @Salanth @Tadlem43 Wow, rabies is worse than I thought!
Orange juice
@heartny
Bourbon. Then there’s a reasonable explanation when it’s on my breath.
@phendrick And an extra reason to brush your teeth.
@phendrick
Officer I just brushed my teeth
Oh man… I had some mint chocolate chip toothpaste, it was just like using ice cream to brush my teeth. Too bad it had SLS in it and I broke out in canker sores within days.
I’m coming for everyone who said onion, what is WRONG with you
@aliasdenied
@aliasdenied @ircon96 Ruprecht say you’re sorry this instance!
@aliasdenied @sicc574 May i go to the bathroom first? Thank you.
@aliasdenied Onion is just wrong. It should be garlic.
The correct answer, though, is whatever flavor allows me to drink orange juice afterwards without wanting to die
@aliasdenied Following a tooth brushing with a sugary beverage seems counter productive.
@aliasdenied https://www.colgate.com/en-us/oral-health/brushing-and-flossing/orange-juice-and-toothpaste-why-they-dont-mix
Bacon
Vanilla is the finest of the flavors
@katbyter Hot like wasabi when i bust rhymes.
@ircon96 @katbyter Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I’m all about value
@katbyter @sicc574 Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits, you try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through.
Wintergreen.
Probably few on this list are old enough to remember the tooth powders of the 1940s. That’s right I said tooth powders, not tooth pastes.
It came in a can and one shook the powder onto at wet tooth brush. My favorite flavor was wintergreen. Still is a preferred flavor for moi.
Colgate tooth powder can
@Jackinga I learned something new today
They’re kind of back. Toothpaste tablets.
@Jackinga that’s all good and well but who’s this “moi” fellow you speak of?
@sicc574 Oh, that’s easy. You see, Moi is moi!
Je ne suis pas chez moi
Chez moi
Je ne suis pas chez moi
Chez moi, chez moi
Moi, je ne suis
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, chez moi
Je ne suis
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (moi)
Chez-ez moi, -ez moi (-ez moi)
Chez-ez moi, chez…
But moi is actually at home irregardless of this song.
@Jackinga @sicc574
@Jackinga @sicc574
That’s pretty zen… sort of like
‘No matter where you go… there you are’
@Jackinga
I remember being at my grandparent’s house in France in the 60’s and them having a tin ( about the size of a hockey puck) that had a pink disk of stuff that you used to brush your teeth. You wet your brush then rubbed it around on the disk then brushed your teeth. I don’t think they were ‘individual use’ either. Just one on the counter for the family… simpler times!
@Jackinga @chienfou Sounds like shoe polish!
@Jackinga @Kyeh
Would have looked kind of like it too assuming your shoes were pink!
Menthol, or was that Mary Jane?
Nutella.
Though you’d never get me out of the bathroom until all of the toothpaste was finished.
Margarita?
@tweezak Frozen, or on the molars?
How about anise or licorice?
Or spiced cider flavor?
Maybe jalapeño or habanero would be popular.
Ooh, I know! Wasabi!!
@tweezak I think Tom’s of Maine has an anise flavored tooth paste.
@sicc574 @tweezak Fennel, but I never see it anymore. It was my favorite when it was readily available.
@ahacksaw @sicc574 I used to love Clove chewing gum. I think they still make limited runs of it now and then.
How about Country Flower? There is already one product out that assumes that we like that flavor… Might as well fuck up toothpaste with it too…
Cinnamon
What…no pumpkin spice?
@detailer This should only be available in the fall.
@detailer @rtjhnstn Why only in the fall?
@detailer @rtjhnstn @yakkoTDI
because… pumpkin spice
/showme umami toothpaste
@mediocrebot Emu could be my second choice.
My new favorite is Lemon Lavender by Boka. It’s a nice change from all of the minty ones.
I like mint, but if we must change it, how about ginger?
@jitc Mary Ann is the better option.
Philly cheesesteak.
I think mint is just fine
/showme lisa as a rabid dog
/showme a plain, ordinary dog with no horrific mutations.
@blaineg That description made me LOL.
@yakkoTDI And the bot still got it wrong. That poor pup’s paw.
/showme dog
Amazon used to carry a line of Japanese toothpaste that had all kinds of flavors. Some were good, like the ones that tasted like fruit or chocolate, but the weird ones like curry just sounded gross. I thought about getting one or two to try, but they were these little teeny tubes and they cost about $8 back in the early 2000s. I wasn’t that interested.
@lisagd Green tea might be okay, if they had that.
@Kyeh That might have been one of the flavors; it makes sense that it would be.
Uhmmm… How about CUCUMBER
Fresh, tastes like Summer… ANY time of year! LOL
@mammy87
What flavor is brown Listerine? Because that’s what toothpaste should taste like too.
It is subjective and varies from person to person, but some popular alternatives to mint flavor for toothpaste include wintergreen, bubblegum, and fruity flavors like strawberry and peach.