@saodell my hair is red because my 3 year old wanted to be dr. Horrible for Halloween, so I was Penny and his dad was captain hammer. Apparently semi permanent does not mean much on "virgin hair", so it's still red
@MsELizardBeth 3 and 5 year old daughters here. Haven't let them watch it yet, but they've listened to the soundtrack on Spotity or Pandora or one of those, plus videos of just a couple of the songs. My oldest always cracks up at "underthings, tumbling."
In a "very special" Batman storyline, it's revealed that Floronic Man got decapitated and then managed to regrow his body using the nearest plant, which happened to be some cannabis. Being reborn in this fashion grants him pot-based powers, like being able to grow weed at will, the ability to giggle incessantly at his own lame jokes . . . and, of course, super-forgetfulness.
Under this new form, Floronic Man starts flooding Gotham City with cheap pot, his reasoning being that if everyone smoked weed, then, like, society would be like so much better and stuff, you know? Marijuano (as he should have renamed himself) also offers Poison Ivy millions of dollars in exchange for a blood sample he can use to create a pot baby messiah, which suggests that maybe, just maybe, the writer researched this story a little too hard.
Floronic Man also saved the day in the Snowflame story by siphoning off all the cocaine during his brief time as a superhero. From this we can conclude that coke is clearly a gateway drug to marijuana and not the other way around like McGruff the Crime Dog told us.
The kind of supervillain whose presence and lucrative activities remain totally unremarked-on by those idiotic heroes. Let them chase the clowns in garish suits and masks -- I'll be over here running the local check-cashing chain, the payday loan places, the bail bond outfit, the "buy here pay here" car lot, the corner store where a can of soda costs $2.50, the bank that charges $35 on "courtesy overdrafts" for "free" checking accounts...
The kind who is subtly aggravating, but lovable enough that you won't say anything, so you wear down over years, until you finally do break, but then you'll feel guilty because the ensuing explosion is so disproportionate to the immediate cause that you'll be overly nice to me for a while, then foist me off on someone else when you realize you can't take it anymore, still feeling like you are the terrible person.
Unfortunately, you won't see a movie soon as the rights are owned by 20th Century Fox now (they did not do Silver Surfer well in the Fantastic Four movie), and not Marvel (negotiations are under way) Current movies in development for Marvel are Ant-man (2015), Dr Strange (2016), Black Panther (2017), and Captain Marvel (2018). That doesn't include more Thor, Avengers, and Guardians of the galaxy that will be coming.
You had me at, and I'm paraphrasing here, "stroking a white pussy... cat." I like kitties, is what I'm saying, so Mr Blofeld of SPECTRE can't be all bad.
The kind with a PhD in Horribleness
@MsELizardBeth
The kind who is the thoroughbred of sin.
(By the way, love your hair ... I mean, the air! I love the air in here!)
@MsELizardBeth You are my favorite supervillain.
@saodell my hair is red because my 3 year old wanted to be dr. Horrible for Halloween, so I was Penny and his dad was captain hammer. Apparently semi permanent does not mean much on "virgin hair", so it's still red
@MsELizardBeth Too funny!
@MsELizardBeth 3 and 5 year old daughters here. Haven't let them watch it yet, but they've listened to the soundtrack on Spotity or Pandora or one of those, plus videos of just a couple of the songs. My oldest always cracks up at "underthings, tumbling."
@saodell he started singing along to the soundtrack in my car at 1 1/2... just the word "balls" at first. Whoops.
Drunk Uncle Superhero.
One million dollars!
Floronic Man
In a "very special" Batman storyline, it's revealed that Floronic Man got decapitated and then managed to regrow his body using the nearest plant, which happened to be some cannabis. Being reborn in this fashion grants him pot-based powers, like being able to grow weed at will, the ability to giggle incessantly at his own lame jokes . . . and, of course, super-forgetfulness.
Under this new form, Floronic Man starts flooding Gotham City with cheap pot, his reasoning being that if everyone smoked weed, then, like, society would be like so much better and stuff, you know? Marijuano (as he should have renamed himself) also offers Poison Ivy millions of dollars in exchange for a blood sample he can use to create a pot baby messiah, which suggests that maybe, just maybe, the writer researched this story a little too hard.
Floronic Man also saved the day in the Snowflame story by siphoning off all the cocaine during his brief time as a superhero. From this we can conclude that coke is clearly a gateway drug to marijuana and not the other way around like McGruff the Crime Dog told us.
Like the most dastardly, reviled villain of them all - Matthew Lesko
The kind of supervillain whose presence and lucrative activities remain totally unremarked-on by those idiotic heroes. Let them chase the clowns in garish suits and masks -- I'll be over here running the local check-cashing chain, the payday loan places, the bail bond outfit, the "buy here pay here" car lot, the corner store where a can of soda costs $2.50, the bank that charges $35 on "courtesy overdrafts" for "free" checking accounts...
The kind who is subtly aggravating, but lovable enough that you won't say anything, so you wear down over years, until you finally do break, but then you'll feel guilty because the ensuing explosion is so disproportionate to the immediate cause that you'll be overly nice to me for a while, then foist me off on someone else when you realize you can't take it anymore, still feeling like you are the terrible person.
Where's the super simian option?
Back in 2000, I contemplated getting the license plate MOJOJJO, but then thought about how often he fails. And how that could be bad on a car.
One of my favorites I have collected.
Unfortunately, you won't see a movie soon as the rights are owned by 20th Century Fox now (they did not do Silver Surfer well in the Fantastic Four movie), and not Marvel (negotiations are under way) Current movies in development for Marvel are Ant-man (2015), Dr Strange (2016), Black Panther (2017), and Captain Marvel (2018). That doesn't include more Thor, Avengers, and Guardians of the galaxy that will be coming.
I am the kind of super villain who doesn't use a coaster for his drink on purpose.
@DonberKon OMG! You monster!
The kind that describes his master plan to the captured hero, and then leaves before verifying the demise of said hero.
I never wanted to be bad, I was just drawn that way.
According to my employees, I'm an asshole. So I guess I'm Super Asshole!
@The_Baron
You had me at, and I'm paraphrasing here, "stroking a white pussy... cat." I like kitties, is what I'm saying, so Mr Blofeld of SPECTRE can't be all bad.