All of the above. Obviously. But oh my, my feet hurt. Apparently hard wood floors and low arches are a bad combination. Add No Shoes Inside and Working From Home Because Of The Global Pandemic, I’ve got sore feet all the time.
I bought some fancy running shoes though (On Clouds–not as soft as the name implies) which are really great.
But this is meh, bc I wear size 13s, which sounds comical, but I’m tall.
What a stupid thing to post to a bunch of strangers!
@wyk3d it is not worth it. The spread in my area is getting worse and I try to isolate for my elderly parents sake. My mom is immuno-compromised, and I am pretty much their only contact at this time. The massage is not worth the risk
I know that nose massage is listed there as a joke, but let me just say, I had to take my first covid test(came back negative) the other day and that nasal swab doesn’t fuck around.
@metaphore You got that right! Matter of fact i’m just now remembering, after MY Covid test I gave myself the longest nose massage ever!! Boy OH BOY, was THAT sure as heck NEEDED!!
Life massage. Everything that can go wrong this year, has. OK, not everything, but tons of stuff. I am not so stupid that I know it can’t get worse. Heck, there was a small earthquake here the other day! In CT, I think, strong enough to be felt on Long Island.
@smilingjack Yes, yes, yes! Wasn’t that earquake freakin crazy!! My sister felt it in Westerly! Here in Waterford we only felt the vibrations from my phone, freinds calling to ask "DID YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?
Always wondered where all my fellow Meh-head family friends where from. Where in Ct are YOU from?
Can’t talk about it in a public forum.
@cengland0 I didn’t know Robert Kraft shopped on Meh.
@cengland0 That makes me happy…
@cengland0 Good, because we don’t want to hear about your solo massage.
I plead the 5th.
/giphy happy ending
/youtube Happy Danny Elfman
Head/face massage
All of the above. Obviously. But oh my, my feet hurt. Apparently hard wood floors and low arches are a bad combination. Add No Shoes Inside and Working From Home Because Of The Global Pandemic, I’ve got sore feet all the time.
I bought some fancy running shoes though (On Clouds–not as soft as the name implies) which are really great.
But this is meh, bc I wear size 13s, which sounds comical, but I’m tall.
What a stupid thing to post to a bunch of strangers!
@00 It’s all good here.
Someone already implied it for me. Always need those kinds of massages.
An everything massage?
Don’t touch me! (Covid is not over)
@hchavers Right!!
When it’s over, neck & shoulder please!
@hchavers agree! But I haven’t used my ME membership all year. Really missing a nice full body, deep tissue massage. Maybe one day…
@tinamarie1974 Inquire what your location is doing for safety, it’s pretty extensive for most. Maybe consider going in.
@wyk3d it is not worth it. The spread in my area is getting worse and I try to isolate for my elderly parents sake. My mom is immuno-compromised, and I am pretty much their only contact at this time. The massage is not worth the risk
The Medium Is The Massage
@chienfou Aren’t YOU the cleaver one, sounds interesting though.
@Lynnerizer
What can I say, I’m a child of the 70’s
@chienfou. Woohoo!!
Birds of a feather… 
Scalp. I’d be asleep in minutes.
@pooflady
Cats are great for this purpose! My daughter has a cat they named “Biscuit” due to his kneading tendency.
Hands and arms! I wish I could spend the money for this at the end of most work weeks.
I know that nose massage is listed there as a joke, but let me just say, I had to take my first covid test(came back negative) the other day and that nasal swab doesn’t fuck around.
@metaphore You got that right! Matter of fact i’m just now remembering, after MY Covid test I gave myself the longest nose massage ever!! Boy OH BOY, was THAT sure as heck NEEDED!!
A mass-age from the Swedish Prime Minister.
All of the above and more.
Full body sports massage.
Nuru massage
Neck. Shoulders too, but neck most of all.
Life massage. Everything that can go wrong this year, has. OK, not everything, but tons of stuff. I am not so stupid that I know it can’t get worse. Heck, there was a small earthquake here the other day! In CT, I think, strong enough to be felt on Long Island.
@smilingjack Yes, yes, yes! Wasn’t that earquake freakin crazy!! My sister felt it in Westerly! Here in Waterford we only felt the vibrations from my phone, freinds calling to ask "DID YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?
Always wondered where all my fellow Meh-head family friends where from. Where in Ct are YOU from?
@Lynnerizer I’m on LI. I read about it. I’m too close to NYC to have felt it.
One of those massages that is basically being beaten up in slow motion.