What is some of the weirdest things you ever saw?

@carl669

I'm sure you'd have nightmares if i posted a pic of me. But i won't.

@carl669 Still expecting a call on the hotline about project tartar sauce

@jaremelz working on it. i'm thinking meetmeh.com. (note: i don't know where that link actually goes)

@carl669 I'll click it if you click it. C'mon, we can click it together. 1...2...3...GO!

Yeah I'm not clicking it either

@jaremelz it's a real website. i still didn't click it. whois info says:

Registrant Name: Leonid Lyublinski
Registrant Organization: MAYA Intl.

@carl669 @jaremelz

It may be an owned domain, but acc to isup.me, the site is down.

@FroodyFrog @jaremelz well... project tartar sauce has had its first setback.

@carl669 @jaremelz

I could think of some alternatives, but focus groups may not necessarily like any of them. (I don't get paid enough to think of great names which most people would love)

@carl669 Curses, foiled again.

@jaremelz i guess we could go with mediocrematch.com

@carl669

Try again.

@FroodyFrog ashleymehdison.com?

@carl669 Hey, that was my idea! Good thing I'm getting in on this from the ground up.

MehbeWeCould...

@jaremelz holy crap, it was!

Step 1: you go get the domain name
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!

@carl669

I was going to make a sarcastic comment about your great business plan, but then i decided that the fact you have a list is significant.

@FroodyFrog a list always puts investors at ease.

@carl669 I'm a silent partner. A lazy silent partner. The concept was yours, I'll just be the advisor. The mehdame, if you will.

@jaremelz well shit. i was going to be the silent partner. can businesses run with 2 silent, lazy partners?

@carl669 They can, but not for long. Good thing this is such an outstanding idea it can't possibly fail.

@carl669

You should see the list i have for plans for my multi-trillion software/consumer goods company.
I've left prospective investors stunned by it, however, they haven't made the cut to be on list of investors. (I'm being very particular with regards to investors.)

@carl669 ChristianMehngle.com

@NAFderwin awesome! @jaremelz can you go ahead and register (all major religions)mehngle .com?

@NAFderwin @jaremelz @carl669

Just so we're clear, there WOULD be domains for those of us of other religions. Correct?

@carl669 I think if we all mehngle at once, that's an entirely new section of p_ _ _hub.

@FroodyFrog correct. FSMMehngle.com would be a thing.

@jaremelz let's face it, they could use a new category.

@carl669

What does the abbreviation at the beginning stand for?

@carl669 Very true. My favorites section could use some fresh action.

@FroodyFrog Flying Spaghetti Monster mingle! Gives the slogan, "may he touch you with his noodley appendage" all new meaning.

@jaremelz amen to that. it's not like there's a shortage of pron out there.

@froodyfrog matrimehny.com was another idea. except that might have been mistaken for a polygamy site.

@carl669 Or it could be construed as those looking to get hitched.

Seriously, though man, incognito mode is starting to glare at me, I swear it.

@jaremelz they need to make super incognito mode. the browser just takes you to random places and asks, "does this float your boat?"

and isn't there a matrimony.com for people looking to get hitched? i figure matrimehny (or mehtrimony) .com would be exclusive for meh users.

edit: holy shit! it's for indians looking to get married.

@jaremelz meetmeh.com

@carl669 Oh man, I'd be totally down for an "I'm feeling lucky" version of incognito mode! You never know when you'll find a new kink.

(@Thumperchick) @jaremelz @carl669

I'm not good with technical aspects of businesses normally (I prefer the software parts), however, don't you need a more developed business plan before try coming up with a domain?

hah @FroodyFrog I think you are going to be the future owner of a 30 character domain name. :)

@thismyusername

You wouldn't be able to look at me the same way if you knew some of the domains I've had in the past. ;)

@jaremelz business idea #2? now we just need to pitch it to google.

@Thumperchick that was was already taken

@FroofyFrog don't you remember? we have a list:

Step 1: you go get the domain name
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!

@carl669

It just occurred to me that i misread the first step for the last 7 hours.

@carl669 Yes, yes. Carl!! You have found us someone who might do the work. Let us sit back with the pork rinds, salsa, and oatmeal cookies and see what mayhem can arise from, "I'm Feeling Lucky?"

I've decided since it's incognito roulette, it needed a question mark.

@carl669

Froofy???

@jaremelz apparently @FroodyFrog knows the software stuff. @FroodyFrog, you in? you can have all the pork rinds, salsa and oatmeal cookies you want. we might even throw in breakfast at Sunbreak Cafe.

yes, Froofy. it's been a long day and i can't stop giggling at "Froofy". i should probably go to sleep.

@carl669 We're gonna need a bigger dump truck.

Eta: I keep trying to say Froofy out loud and break down into giggles every time

@jaremelz think we can get @FroodyFrog to change to @FroofyFrog?

@jaremelz

Shouldn't you be busy eating oatmeal cookie mix?

@carl669 @jaremelz

Ask him.

@FroofyFrog @carl669

Even harder to say Froofy when stuffing face with oatmeal cookie dough.

Carl, try it with a pork rind. Froooooofy.

Froofmehmingle?

@jaremelz i can't talk while eating pork rinds. i always end up inhaling pork rind dust and choking. kind of like those beignets covered with 2 cups of powdered sugar. those warm and tasty beignets, right out the fryer. mmm... french donuts.

@carl669 Fine. MeatMehrket.com

@carl669 At this point, with as worked up as you've gotten me over food (I'm typing one handed while eating dough and waiting for cockies to be done baking and I'll likely be hating you while working out) I expect you to be at my house in the morning, in a frilly apron making me pancakes.

@Thumperchick now you're talking! welcome aboard Carl Corporations! pick any board position you'd like other than CEO or COO.

our motto is:
"Carl Corporations - Making the babbling brook babble just a little bit more."

(seriously. that's actually been my motto since sophomore year of high school)

@jaremelz Sunbreak has pretty huge pancakes. besides, i don't even own a frilly apron.

@carl669 You can use my star wars one, then. Or come get the kids off to school so that I can go to Sunbreak. I am fairly certain I won you today, anyway.

@jaremelz star wars apron? sweet! i'm there! i get to keep the apron, right? and, @mikibell is splitting the auction profits with me. so, i win twice!

@jaremelz

He could borrow my frilly apron (we won't go into why i have 3 different kinds)

@FroodyFrog quit trying to dress me up like a french maid dammit!

@carl669

No matter what i respond, I'll just be making myself look bad one way or another...

@carl669 You only wear it while making pancakes. But i will serve you mimosas.

@carl669 I approve of the outfit.

@jaremelz change that to bloody marys and you got a deal!

which outfit are you approving?

@FroodyFrog checkmate!

@jaremelz @carl669 - you fuckers have made me super hungry (for breakfast, not cookies) and that's not a nice thing to do to a pregnant lady.

@carl669 Ok, bloody mary for you, mimosa for me. Who am i kidding, that will be plural of both. I'm getting you loaded and into that frilly outfit. Don't mind the flash you see, I'm not taking pictures.

(Hey, rest of meh, I'll totally be posting pics of drunk carl in a frilly apron later )

@Thumperchick

@Thumperchick @jaremelz started it!

@Thumperchick We're sorry. If it helps, my husband is getting totaly pissed because i cant focus on killing storm troopers.

@jaremelz yeah. i'm a sucker for a good bloody mary. they go down far too easily. hence the reason i keep a costco size bottle of vodka in the freezer.

(rest of meh... there will be no frilly apron pictures.)

@FroodyFrog (aka Froofy) - where's the bacon? and the eggs? and the sausage? and the bacon?

@jaremelz it would help more if someone brought my ass some pancakes. And bacon. And sausage. And an everything bagel w/cream cheese. And insulin. Lots of insulin.

@carl669 Mmmmm....bacon. meeeaaaaat

@carl669

I don't eat bacon or sausage, so I didn't prepare them.

@thumperchick - considering my people invented the bagel, I can get you some great ones locally. You'd have to milk the cow and create your own cream cheese though. (And by people I meant frogs of course)

@FroodyFrog That would very much defeat my goal of staying here and being waited upon like a benevolent ruler, or minor deity.

@Thumperchick

What if @Humper brings the cow to you?

@carl669 I just saw you threw me under the bus, you bitch! No bloody mary for you. Ok, maybe one but that's only because I don't want to be the only one drunk at breakfast. Again.

I saw all of this ^^^ and it was weird af

@jaremelz i'm nobody's bitch! except for the boy. that kid has me wrapped around his little toe.

@FroodyFrog i could always go for a nice breakfast brisket. or lamb. mmm... brisket covered lamb.

@Lotsofgoats you saw nothing!

@carl669 And that's the way it's supposed to be! Everything for the short folk, although my oldest just passed me up and hit 6'. He's 14. Ugh.
But it looks like I kicked you under the bus up there. It's probably an improvement over how you felt waking up this morning.

@jaremelz, @carl669, @FroodyFrog, @Thumperchick, I'd like to submit a suggestion for an alternative business plan:

Step 1: create the longest thread in meh.com history
Step 2: you go get the domain name
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!!

Garçon, my pork rinds please...

@ruouttaurmind @jaremelz, @carl669, @Thumperchick

I'd like to propose an revision to the proposed revised business plan.
Step 1 should be "the longest thread in order to figure out step 2"
It's a bit of a paradox (in a sense), but i stand by it.

@ruouttaurmind psshhh... it's only 80 comments long. Monsieur, ze pork rinds have been all eaten.

@FroodyFrog i love hating paradoxes.

@carl669 Listen, I've imposed myself into your... your... your little plan. I just don't think it's polite to shut me out right out of the box, without so much as a single pork rind or even a measly oatmeal cookie crumb.

@ruouttaurmind @jaremelz ate all the oatmeal cookies. as for the pork rinds, they are a highly valued commodity here at Carl Corporations. their inventory is controlled tightly using asset tags and RFID scanners. they are kept in a vault with temperature and movement sensors. any unauthorized entry will set off concentrated x-rays, leaving the intruder completely infertile.

so, as you can see, x-rays make you infertile. now, what was your question again?

@carl669 Oh, and thanks for sharing the pork rinds at the meeting this morning. You were right, they do make a great breakfast food.

@jaremelz

You got @carl669 to wear a frilly apron?

@FroodyFrog hey now. what happens at breakfast, stays at breakfast.

@FroodyFrog He's no one's bitch!

But the frills did accent his knees nicely. He's very proud of his knees.

@jaremelz @FroodyFrog the knees are cool. but the ligaments and i have had words. they always win though.

@carl669 The bodies are traitors at this point. This is why we drown ourselves in booze and batter/dough related foods.
Not one word on the fact it doesn't actually help, either!

@capguncowboy

@Ignorant Winner.

@The_Baron how is two chicks at the same time weird?

@carl669

and that's saying something, because I saw a dude riding an elliptical road bike yesterday

@Lotsofgoats That's almost as goofy as a Treadmill bike

@The_Baron IT CONFOUNDS THE MIND